Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Iron Hamster]

Phil has really latched onto the word "wonky" lately.

It really does give credence to the word-a-day calendar theory.

 

[Corpun]

I picked up on him using thus again in some detractor video after a long time of not hearing it. Looks like he may pick up using it more again.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Obviously the "5000 active viewers" statement is insane.

I think it's most useful here to also observe the fluctuation in views:

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Just compare the Modern Warfare video to the Like a Dragon videos. It shows that most of Dave's tiny audience are people who stumble in through search or the algorithm (and never come back).

Looks to me like he has maybe 200 somewhat dedicated viewers and I'd assume 50-75% of those are tractors.

Phail again defies how it usually works with youtubers and his latest video of a stream has more views than earlier parts. Why? Is it people just looking up how much money he managed to beg for that day?

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

At the end of his stream when he closes the game he says at 1:05 "Let's just do a few minutes of chilling before we adjourn for the night"

Adjourn: Break off a meeting, legal case or game with the intention of resuming it later.

Maybe his gin brain thinks you can adjourn a video game like if it was a game of chess because he is playing it again in a few days

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phail again defies how it usually works with youtubers and his latest video of a stream has more views than earlier parts. Why? Is it people just looking up how much money he managed to beg for that day?

That could very well be the case.

I would really love to see what the watchtime is for his videos, like talked about above I doubt he has much above 200 actual fans watching his videos. I would guess that most of the views he gets aside from the first 2 parts is clip channels, normies that by accident stumbles on a videos (and quickly leave) and as you said tractors checking in to see how much he begged that day.

 

[Iron Hamster]

At the end of his stream when he closes the game he says at 1:05 "Let's just do a few minutes of chilling before we adjourn for the night"

Adjourn: Break off a meeting, legal case or game with the intention of resuming it later.

Maybe his gin brain thinks you can adjourn a video game like if it was a game of chess because he is playing it again in a few days

He has no idea what the word means.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I swear he uses it instead of 'conclude' because he thinks it's like a fancier version of it, like 'penultimate' instead of 'ultimate.'

 

[Corpun]

Phil describing an affair as a romantic interaction that the two people didn't want 'mainstream-known'.

This is from his Joker review.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck he is stupid.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Also from the review 'Homicidal murder spree' is apparently what Arthur goes on. Not a regular, basic bitch murder spree, a homicidal one.

 

[Corpun]

Calling hats an investment is really stupid when this moron has a business degree, allegedly. I guess it shouldn't be a shocker since he falls for every fucking salesmen stringing him along for more profit.

 

[Corpun]

Can't edit sorry for double post.

I know Harry Potter names are made up but you're telling me mister 'I studied Latin' is confused by the words Felix Felicius?

 

[millais]

Multiple times during the Sidescrollers Pigroasting, PP Burnell said "work in process" instead of "work in progress". Too much gin on the brain.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Multiple times during the Sidescrollers Pigroasting, PP Burnell said "work in process" instead of "work in progress". Too much gin on the brain.

He also pronounced grandeur as "gran-door"

 

[Corpun]

Diamond Dozen

The nuns at his school must have taught him the wrong phrase because it should be Dime a Dozen

 

[ZehnBoat]

Diamond Dozen

The nuns at his school must have taught him the wrong phrase because it should be Dime a Dozen

does he use it like "a dime a dozen"?

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Diamond Dozen

The nuns at his school must have taught him the wrong phrase because it should be Dime a Dozen

It’s a doggy dog world out dere, doods. *sips*

 

[Corpun]

does he use it like "a dime a dozen"?

Yes he does

 

[ZehnBoat]

Yes he does

if i never heard of "dime a dozen" but heard someone say "diamond dozen" i would assume it means something rare and very valuable
which is, you know, the opposite of dime a dozen

 

[JMR]

A thing that's more prevalent recently: usually before a beg, Phil will thank the viewers and compliment, "You've been a great audience!" Comes across so disingenuous.