Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Iron Hamster]

"King....wensolis....the fourth" - Phil trying to read "King Wenceslas IV"
"King Sizzziguminginind of Kungry" - Phil trying to read "King Sigismund of Hungary"
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He saw 'Hungary' and all he could think was "yes, yes she is"

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I thought you all were kidding about the "half-lactose intolerant" shit. But he double downed (doubled down?) on it earlier and I was in shock.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

I thought you all were kidding about the "half-lactose intolerant" shit. But he double downed (doubled down?) on it earlier and I was in shock.

Only has gut issues on weekends and Mondays. Damn Mondays.

 

[Culex]

Apparently LTG is white and Phil isn’t.

 

[neger psykolog]

"Once you're in the Apple ecosphere it's impossible to leave"

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

"You know I was the valedictorian of my high school right? You know that... I actually... very calculatedly think out plans, meticulously think of things, before I do them?"

This whole segment was gold.

Spoiler: Calculatedly

3:18:26

I'm somewhat felted because I didn't think calculatedly was a word. I would have assumed "in a calculated manner". This sounds like one of those words that gets misused so much the dictionary just says "fuck it, put it in".

 

[millais]

He pronounces "et cetera" as "et setra". Is this normal?

 

[Dave's Mailman]

"You know I was the valedictorian of my high school right? You know that... I actually... very calculatedly think out plans, meticulously think of things, before I do them?"

This whole segment was gold.

Spoiler: Calculatedly

3:18:26

I'm somewhat felted because I didn't think calculatedly was a word. I would have assumed "in a calculated manner". This sounds like one of those words that gets misused so much the dictionary just says "fuck it, put it in".

Protrudely conceptualized plans and eviskerated competition

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Apparently LTG is white and Phil isn’t.
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"We were about to get executed when a rebel officer seized our passports and shouted "Wait! They're not white....they're Italians"" - a scene from Africa Addio

"Once you're in the Apple ecosphere it's impossible to leave"

The Apple biodome, if you will

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

One thing I've noticed about him is how he abuses the word "literally".

"Literally nothing I can do" when being smacked in SF6 (or any game for that matter)
"Literally no support" when no tips (or low tips)
"Literally zero tips on kick chat"

He does it especially a LOT with SF6 as far as recent videos are concerned.

He can probably do something to win but he does not bother to learn since his playstyle is only one note.