Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Forbidden Math]

I just wanted to note he mispronounces basically every "complicated" word he tries to use so you could add those to the list.

Struggling to think of examples, maybe I have a block to this shit in my head at this point. I'll edit in some if I think of them later but maybe you dirty detractors can think of a few.

 

[Sparkletor]

His BMW's special feature "park mode"

 

[Done]

@Prince Lotor I think a catchier name for the thread is "DSP-isms", sort of like CWC-isms or Amber-isms.

 

[Haunter]

@Prince Lotor I think a catchier name for the thread is "DSP-isms", sort of like CWC-isms or Amber-isms.

UndergroundRevolution (I think his name here is @Shizuka ) has a great series on Youtube called "DSPisms". These are stuff like "Ya know what I mean?", "But I digress", etc. Renaming the thread "DSPisms" may be confusing, since this is geared more towards words and phrases DSP's mistakenly invented, ya know what I mean?

 

[tarni]

- Streetsmarts and booksmarts
- the '-style' suffix he uses when his 200 word vocabulary fails him

 

[thebonesauce]

A recent favorite was, “barrel wobble,” when referring to recoil in RDR2.

 

[ZehnBoat]

A recent favorite was, “barrel wobble,” when referring to recoil in RDR2.

did he really confuse recoil and drift (or whatever it's called)?

 

[thebonesauce]

I don’t know what he really meant to say, he simply referred to it as barrel wobble.

 

[gaarashatan]

I don’t know what he really meant to say, he simply referred to it as barrel wobble.

when i almost trip, its a body jiggle. LOL

 

[PenisMuncher23]

Nothing I could do - I made a mistake and now I'm upset
Pig Barrel Horseshit - ???

 

[Zack the ripper]

my fave has to be "custom-cut Styrofoam"

 

[CausticMinory]

Dood.

Dsp is a Prinny from Disgaea confirmed.

 

[FalsePositive]

"Wet Aim"

 

[Near]

Basic Bills

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

"Shill" = people who get money that rightly should go to me

 

[Preferred Penne]

Mhwaoney
Fhwaon
Khyanhntent
Shreem
Tyaxshes
Fwahls
Whuuut

 

[Agentsmith]

- Streetsmarts and booksmarts
- the '-style' suffix he uses when his 200 word vocabulary fails him

When the fool brought up that Google were "book smart not street smart", I remember thinking - does he think HE is street smart, book smart or both?

I guessed both...but HOW CAN a hermit who lives by his online persona who plays video games consider themselves street smart?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Dsp is a Prinny from Disgaea confirmed.

man you reminded me of one of the speedrun marathons this year that had a disgaea run
all i remember hearing in the run for a good long while was *pig snort* and DOOD
over and over

 

[razor5396]

Hardcore Gaming Season

 

[Wurstbrot]

Hardcore Gaming Season

And he uses it so self-evident, as if everyone on the internet is well aware of this special time of the year, apparently when big publishers create 1 or 2 more games than usual. Kahman guys, we have to prepare for the magical Hardcore Gaming Season, I have to rush the game, gimme money.
This would actually be a good question for Dave, so if anyone has spare shekels on hand, please ask him politely what this "Hardcore Gaming Season" is supposed to be.