Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

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Wurstbrot said:
And he uses it so self-evident, as if everyone on the internet is well aware of this special time of the year, apparently when big publishers create 1 or 2 more games than usual. Kahman guys, we have to prepare for the magical Hardcore Gaming Season, I have to rush the game, gimme money.
This would actually be a good question for Dave, so if anyone has spare shekels on hand, please ask him politely what this "Hardcore Gaming Season" is supposed to be.
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I believe he means in part what I've heard others call 'Broke-tober'. This referring to the usually large number of expensive AAA titles that have traditionally started releasing in October. For D$P, however, it believe it means the time of year before he started streaming and he used to have to buckle down and 'hardcore' grind out as many games as possible so he could get all those tasty 'Day One Release' and subsequent playlist views on the YouTubes. Now, in the confines of his 6hr+/- six day a week streaming schedule and inability to play any game off-stream ( aside from when after being questioned he admitted to grinding souls off-stream in DS so he could more easily cheese the game by having a health bar that stretched halfway across the screen), D$P has been picking and choosing which games he plays and which ones he skips.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
"Mostly Italian"= when you are 25% Italian, but for some reason are really ashamed that you are 50% Polish :stress:
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I’d rather be polish than Italian.

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Versus:

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Never understood DSP’s obsession with being a dago. I guess “authentic Italian sauce” should give me a clue into his mindset.
 
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BatChatillon said:
"Timed reversal super", another John term he invented to explain being bodied in a fighting game (KOF XV in that case).
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"Online Lag Tactics"
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"He set up his internet to use online lag to his advantage"

To be fair, there are surely tactics and moves which work quite well in a laggy environment. But everything more than that is raw BS. Cheating Scrubs, all of them.
 
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A few more entries from "Begster's New Collegiate Dictionary (Valedictorian Edition)":
Interactivity: Giving me money
Fun: Giving me money
Chill: Shutting up and handing over the money in an orderly fashion without drama
Entitled: Thinking that money ought to be one half of a mutually beneficial exchange between two parties
Stream: Gameplay video with a still photo of a man looking to one side superimposed in one corner
Depression: Get Out Of Jail Free
Soulmate: Whoever's willing.
 
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Random special/super
Idk about you guys, but I'll use a super at the right time to go invincible for second just so I can do max damage and end the other player. It's pretty smart to keep your specials for surpsie come backs.

Also, most special attacks require a specific input and the chance of it being random is pretty low, considering anyone can pull off a simple one that's usually a one bar.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Some I got from watching those stupid house tour videos:

Stadium style celiling - his ceiling is very high

Custom garbage bags - a small sized garbage bag

Laundry system - 3 piles of clothes
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needs a large ceiling to fit all that bullshit in
 
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Surly Muppet said:
So Phil was saying that the credit card companies must have seen it as he received the money and it was his to spend.
"I was the end user and receiver of the funds when it came to the tips but it had nothing to do with me when it comes to any kind of intera-INTERPERSCEDINGS with the fraud and stuff, I had nothing to do with that."
Holy fuck, Phil. If you think you saved that, I'm pretty sure what you came up with isn't even a word. You were seamless on the brakes mid-word though, I'll give you that.
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To preserve this new word in gin: Interpersceding.

Definitions:
1. A word which has no meaning but makes you sound intelligent.
2. When another misused word with "inter-" has to be replaced.
3. Used when any similar sounding words don't come to mind, like "interfering"
4. A connective word to fuse illogical sentences together in hope nobody notices
 
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