Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

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The rage was flowing in his UMvC Infinite playthroughs...

He said people were "mashing patterns" and "mashing combos"

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He also uses the phrase "off-screen attack" for the same meaning too, I forgot to add.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
does phil expect FPS to be shooting galleries?
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I always assumed that despite his dubious claims of being an LAN party Quake nerd in the 1990s, his mindset is still firmly fixed in the world of 2D fighting games where there is no element of 3D spatial and situational awareness required to excel, which explains why he always struggles in FPS games.
 
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DSP is always accusing people of "living in the past" and will angrily say to people "You're living in the past!", "You can't keep living in the past!", "You gotta stop living in the past!" This is a classic narc manipulation tactic to refuse to ever address anything that happened even 1 day ago. They will dissociate by claiming that their self from the past is an entirely separate person, and you judging them and holding them accountable for what someone else did is fucked-up and actually a character flaw that you need to fix.
In a hilariously meta example of this during his Retrospective event while he was laughing hysterically watching himself from 9 years ago be an asshole to children 2018 DSP sits there and watches 2009 DSP telling a child "Stop living in the past, bro'.
 
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'Default Gaming Experience':
During his most recent RD2 stream, while complaining the game was to easy and the controls not responsive enough, the chat pointed out that he could go into the game settings and adjust both the Auto-Aim and Control Sensitivity. To which D$P replied that he gave viewers the 'Default Gaming Experience' and could not do so if he adjusted the game settings to make it more enjoyable for him to play. When folks pointed out that he adjusted the Brightness setting and turned on Captions, he said that was different. He said when he played games not on stream he would not adjust the Brightness settings so that he 'could see the game the way the Devs wanted him to see it'
 
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Raven'sChild said:
'Default Gaming Experience':
During his most recent RD2 stream, while complaining the game was to easy and the controls not responsive enough, the chat pointed out that he could go into the game settings and adjust both the Auto-Aim and Control Sensitivity. To which D$P replied that he gave viewers the 'Default Gaming Experience' and could not do so if he adjusted the game settings to make it more enjoyable for him to play. When folks pointed out that he adjusted the Brightness setting and turned on Captions, he said that was different. He said when he played games not on stream he would not adjust the Brightness settings so that he 'could see the game the way the Devs wanted him to see it'
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>be Keth
>finally convince Dave to go outside and have dinner with me
>sit on the table, he orders a steak
>he takes a bite of his food
>he looks weird while chewing it, ask him if he likes it
>says it's too raw and too unedited
>tell him that he can ask the waiter to cook it for longer
>says that he won't do it because then it wouldn't be the Default™ Eating™ Experience™
>people hear him and start whispering to eachother while looking at us
>"IT'S THE GUY!"
>i can feel the demons closing in on me
>go to the bathroom
>escape via window
 
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I'm not sure if he still uses it much, but I think he used to rant a lot about "day-one views" instead of the more sensible "release day views"
 
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