Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

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It's so weird that Phil (Almost 40 year old man, by the way) is the one complaining about this.

This makes me believe he didn't start playing games until he was somewhere around 25-30 years old, no person that has played the classic library of games would complain about something like this nowadays. You know, back when games would have lives and getting a game over would mean being kicked back to the title screen or to your last save instead of giving you a checkpoint.
 
This game is BORING.

Translation:
  1. People don't give me [enough] money.
  2. I'm bad at videogaming.
  3. I'm too dense to understand the game and won't learn it.
  4. My mouth is full of salt.
  5. I hate videogames.
  6. The game is boring because chat says it's boring.
  7. Every other excuse to change the game.
 
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Authentic Italian sauce.
What exactly makes it authentic to him when he constantly switches things around with it, like adding 4 cups of sugar. He takes such pride in it and it's sad since he's not even half Italian. I guess he takes pride in it since its the only thing he can ever cook for himself besides microwaved meals.
 

That’s not really a misuse of the word “populate”. Populate can mean what he’s using it for there, the map fills in information automatically. But you can also “populate” things yourself. Like a spreadsheet that you haven’t automated. Then it populates itself once you’ve set it up.

Or I guess in a game like Etrian Odyssey you populate the map yourself and it isn’t automatic. Probably a better example. I love those games. Should probably fire up The Dark Spire again.
 
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'Completely Sloshed'= maybe slightly buzzed ( ie from prestream 17 Nov '18 ' I was so completely sloshed during during the last part of that clean up game last Christmas where I was drinking' * )

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5WA-RSZ4vo

This game was the 4th of 6 games played. At the end of his much hyped 'DrunkSydePhil' Christmas 'marathon', he doesn't seem the worse for wear after continuing to play while 'completely sloshed'.**

** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjEiUq0vn-Y&list=PL_QtSMEGimbyd6MRwDnlpk33VxP2K_hLm&index=31
 
Scratching my leg = furiously masturbating in front of hundreds of people.

"Ageblebbleh" - The unintelligible ramblings of a valedictorian savant attempting to dumb down his lofty ideas into human speech.
"I get that they changed it for the remake". Being able to understand Phil's slurred speech might not be a good sign, maybe I should get checked by a doctor.
 
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"Why are you eating serious adult food on the bed"
He literally said, Serious. Adult. Food.*sigh*
 

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Goat Laugh:

[1] The vocal sound emitted by a goat to communicate with conspecifics or to express an emotion. Also known as goat screaming.

[2] The vocal sound emitted by Phil Burnell to imitate human laughter during commonly unfunny situations to give the impression of either paying attention to or understanding the forementioned situation. Not used as real laugh or an expression of joy. Also known as gout laugh or "Fuck I can't stand this shit any longer".
 
Thanksgiving - An annual American holiday celebrated by sitting alone in your condo, eating a frozen dinner, and begging strangers on the internet to pay your bills
Apparently, heat-and-eat is something NEW this year. The Thanksgiving Hungryman dinner last year was apparently posted as counter-intel to keep folks off the scent of his NOT being alone and having had a gf since Summer who he talked to daily and flew out to visit him multiple times that year. As he mentioned his mother having sent him Holiday meals online, gonna guess that frozen dinner was untouched on the bottom of the trash bag under the shipping materials his real holiday meal arrived in that year.
 
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https://mobile.twitter.com/theyca11medsp/status/1065765313290137600

Multitasking:
Doing 1 thing while watching an automated process.

Cooking and babysitting uploads at the same time, whuuuuaaaat *high pitched scream*.
Interestingly recent Neuroscience research has found that 'Multitasking', as it is commonly thought of as the brain performing multiple procedures simultaneously, isn't actually something the brain is capable of doing as many of the exact same neuropathways are used in both tasks. What happens when people think they are multitasking is that the brain is serially refocusing attention between tasks, and this refocusing between tasks is actually hugely detrimental to overall productiveness and the end quality of the activity.
https://www.inc.com/scott-mautz/psy...ow-up-the-myth-of-effective-multitasking.html

The only humans actually capable of Multitasking at all are people who have undergone a corpus callosotomy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split-brain :geek:

But I also wouldn't refer to cooking, then waddling off to look at the progress bar on an upload and maybe pushing a button before waddling back to the kitchen as juggling tasks. . .or refer to reheating already cooked food as 'cooking' :lol:
 
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