Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

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Alxmir23 said:
today he said game these days were "casualized'

dunno if its a word or not
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It is a word, but it's meaning has absolutely nothing to do with DSP's use of it to denigrate video game experiences as being made for 'no talent scrubs' or whatever other verbal diarrhea he's trying to spin to explain why he's absolute shit at a game or to try to feign legitimate disinterest
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/casualize
Casualize: Transform a workforce from one employed primarily on permanent contracts to one engaged on a short-term or casual basis.

That is it's only definition.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
It is a word, but it's meaning has absolutely nothing to do with DSP's use of it to denigrate video game experiences as being made for 'no talent scrubs' or whatever other verbal diarrhea he's trying to spin to explain why he's absolute shit at a game or to try to feign legitimate disinterest
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/casualize
Casualize: Transform a workforce from one employed primarily on permanent contracts to one engaged on a short-term or casual basis.

That is it's only definition.
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i would argue that out of all the neologisms phil has said, this one has the most valid claim to been a word/having another definition.
but even if we accept his word, why is he bitching about games being more casual?
i thought he was just a regular gamer joe
not some no-life nerd he spends hours playing video games at a hardcore level
he doesn't have time for super complex games, DOOD!!
he just wants to relax and have a non-TAHXIC ADULT SERIOUS HUMAN interaction with fans

also drink gin while spending money on a wresting game on his smart-phone
 
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I'm sure it's been mentioned before, but every time he says something is "illegal" it usually isn't. He offered his latest definition of illegal when talking about Nintendo and how they "illegally" copyright claimed YT videos. Why was it illegal? Because no one had ever taken Nintendo to court over it. Flawless.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
It is a word, but it's meaning has absolutely nothing to do with DSP's use of it to denigrate video game experiences as being made for 'no talent scrubs' or whatever other verbal diarrhea he's trying to spin to explain why he's absolute shit at a game or to try to feign legitimate disinterest
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/casualize
Casualize: Transform a workforce from one employed primarily on permanent contracts to one engaged on a short-term or casual basis.

That is it's only definition.
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Looks like DSP has "casualized" himself then because he sure hasn't been employed on a contract for...how long is his legacy again?
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
"Original gameplay content" is a hot meme DSP recently dropped while talking shit on Tevin. Not sure if it belongs here, but it gave me a chuckle.

Also gonna have to shit on him for pronouncing Royale as Royal.
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i love phil's whole BUT MUH TRANSFORMATIVE WORK
sure phil, it's true that playing a game is different than watching someone else play a game

but watching a video is different than watching someone else watch and react to a video too
therefore tevin's content is original too

funny how that works
 
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Sparkletor said:
Homemade frozen pizza = cooking a frozen pizza at your home

Full adult house = putting your dolls collectable statue collection in the closet

Full time girlfriend = getting some bitch to live with you
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Full time girlfriend - are you talking about mine? She's a top notch bitch ))
Full adult house has also gone done with me)))
 
Freshtodeath said:
Fair weather followers. No idea what that means.
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A fair weather follower is a disgusting cowardly person who only "follows" people on social media when they are doing good.

For example, everyone loved Bill Cosby. He was the prime example of America's father figure. But the moment he is found guilty of being a serial rapist his fair weather followers leave him high and dry.
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
Reactionary

Not the word but the meaning. He thinks it means giving reactions to stimuli
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This one drives me fucking crazy.
I always cringe at "Intelligent Humans". Granted, it's not made up exactly but unless you're a space alien studying our planet, this phrase should never be said by anyone.
 
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Heres a couple of phrases he uses on nearly every pre-stream:

"People are saying" = Literally no-one
"People have contacted me privately for years and asked for..." = I saw two people talking about it in chat
"Phil, why don't you..." = This is me talking in a third person in a dumb voice to ad hominem/strawman you
"The bottom line is..." = Your feedback is noted but I'm not changing a damn thing
"The world isn't black and white" = Either you're with me or against me
"It's very simple..." = Buckle up, nigga. this shit's complicated

I used to have a list of increment numbers whenever Phil would talk about how many "people" were "saying" something.
 
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