Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Dandelion]

I haven't really hurt it over my chill fun game and Phil wasn't loud enough, but LSB stated that Phil red the word "masochist" as
maso-tshist".
Maso-jist?
Maso-chist?
You know, like CH in the word "channel".

During Metal Gear Solid.

A bunch of pigpiggo results has him pronouncing it the same way. Valedictorian.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I haven't really hurt it over my chill fun game and Phil wasn't loud enough, but LSB stated that Phil red the word "masochist" as
maso-tshist".
Maso-jist?
Maso-chist?
You know, like CH in the word "channel".

During Metal Gear Solid.

It's worse for me when he says 'masochistic', it sounds like he says 'mass o' cheese stick'.

 

[the khat quaffer]

From today's megaman zero stream, Phil can't say 'humanoid'. He says 'human eyed'.

Human eyed. Said it twice at least. 'now that we beat the four animal bosses, now it's the uhh, human eyed bosses.'

Phil... You have drank yourself rëtarded.

 

[Iron Father]

Hopefully someone clips that.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I don't know if this counts as a DSPism but whenever he starts a "redemption run" of a game he's already streamed before, I've noticed he tries really hard to sound enthusiastic at the start but it comes off as really disingenuous.

This is most noticeable at the start of his Dark Souls 3 redemption stream where he's playing around with the controls while going "ohh, waow I forgot I could do that. Huuuhhhnnn." As if he's trying his absolute hardest to find anything positive to say or think about the game he's about to play.

 

[Slimy Time]

I don't know if this counts as a DSPism but whenever he starts a "redemption run" of a game he's already streamed before, I've noticed he tries really hard to sound enthusiastic at the start but it comes off as really disingenuous.

This is most noticeable at the start of his Dark Souls 3 redemption stream where he's playing around with the controls while going "ohh, waow I forgot I could do that. Huuuhhhnnn." As if he's trying his absolute hardest to find anything positive to say or think about the game he's about to play.

That's another word he misunderstands - redemption. To save or improve something. To dave, it's just redoing it again with nothing different.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

That's another word he misunderstands - redemption. To save or improve something. To dave, it's just redoing it again with nothing different.

This Is How You DON'T Play Demon Souls: The Final Run (0utsyder Edition)

In this playthrough, DSP sets out to playthrough Demon's Souls one final time before the servers conclude in Feb 2018.

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Brings back memories of the Demon's Souls "redemption run" where he conveniently forgot to do the one thing he played through the entire game to do.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

“Zyklone” B - despite supposedly being a valedictorian, Phil never learned the name of the gas used by the Nazis, and was thus confused by Nazi references when some dumbass tipped him with the name Zyklon B.

 

[actually]

"Louse" -- singular form of lice. Phil has apparently never heard the word and had no idea what it meant.

 

[millais]

“Zyklone” B - despite supposedly being a valedictorian, Phil never learned the name of the gas used by the Nazis, and was thus confused by Nazi references when some dumbass tipped him with the name Zyklon B.

He had to look up "lebensraum" as well. His ignorance about such basic terminology just makes his infamous "Blip TV Dead Space Holocaust Humor" incident even more cringey.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

"Sigmund Frood"

 

[Philippos Love of Horses]

“Zyklone” B - despite supposedly being a valedictorian, Phil never learned the name of the gas used by the Nazis, and was thus confused by Nazi references when some dumbass tipped him with the name Zyklon B.

He read the whole thing too which was great

 

[Shambler]

He read the whole thing too which was great

is there a clip of it?

 

[Iron Father]

"Jasper is a cat, he doesn't care about human politics"

"human politics"

Human politics as opposed to... cat politics?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

"Jasper is a cat, he doesn't care about human politics"

"human politics"

Human politics as opposed to... cat politics?

Jasper is VERY active in his local feline political community.

 

[WWE Champion]

Jasper is VERY active in his local feline political community.

Jasper, milo (alinity) and wings cats are working on creating an NGO in support of abused streamer pets. They try to get support from the Bernie campaign.

 

[BooneHelm]

For me I always liked "executive decision" which he used a lot years ago. As do many DSPisms it just seemed to fall out of obscurity for no reason.

I'd like to imagine he still uses it with Kat and Jasper. "I'm making an executive decision on this, we're getting a water filter"

Example 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGNYR4qyg4c&t=610
Example 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXGdKmogNCA&t=284
(thanks pigpiggo)

 

[Iron Father]

I was watching TIHYDP Pokemon Moon earlier and caught the part where he catches a Slowpoke and immediately names it 'Schlomo.' Not sure if this has already been posted/discussed but when I tried to look I couldn't find it, so I clipped it:

Never ruling out that it's just DSP being racist obviously, but he's said it before (in a shooter, I forget which) and much like here, he has used it to insult someone he perceives as slow. So not only is he using what could be argued is a racist slur, but he's been using it wrong the whole time, so I think it actually belongs in this thread.

What I'm also wondering is, since DSP is notorious for adopting other people's mannerisms, phrases and opinions, I wonder who he got "schlomo" from and were they a racist but DSP was too schlow to realize it?

 

[Arrakis Sandworm]

I was watching TIHYDP Pokemon Moon earlier and caught the part where he catches a Slowpoke and immediately names it 'Schlomo.' Not sure if this has already been posted/discussed but when I tried to look I couldn't find it, so I clipped it:

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Never ruling out that it's just DSP being racist obviously, but he's said it before (in a shooter, I forget which) and much like here, he has used it to insult someone he perceives as slow. So not only is he using what could be argued is a racist slur, but he's been using it wrong the whole time, so I think it actually belongs in this thread.

What I'm also wondering is, since DSP is notorious for adopting other people's mannerisms, phrases and opinions, I wonder who he got "schlomo" from and were they a racist but DSP was too schlow to realize it?

TBF to Dave, I genuinely think he doesn't know it was originally a racist term. In my life, I have never heard anyone say "shlomo" to mean anything other than "slow-in-the-minds." Many people misuse the word. I think the semantics have shifted this way for a lot of speakers.

 

[Iron Father]

TBF to Dave, I genuinely think he doesn't know it was originally a racist term. In my life, I have never heard anyone say "shlomo" to mean anything other than "slow-in-the-minds." Many people misuse the word. I think the semantics have shifted this way for a lot of speakers.

I'm convinced he doesn't know the word, but I've never personally heard or used the word to mean what he and you are saying it means to you. I've heard "slow-mo" but never with the intentional 'sh' sound at the start. That's quite literally a Hebrew name.