Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

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PUN

What it means: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

What Phil thinks it means:

"Wednesday is the return of Returnal (no pun intended) and I'm HOPING to finally make progress and complete the 3rd biome! Then it's NEW Pokemon Snap chill fun on the late stream! Good stuff all day long!"

(Honestly, I don't know what he thinks it means, so I just included the quote. Second time he's done this. Saying "Wednesday is the RETURNAL" or something would probably work better).
 
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I am flabbergasted at how someone two years older than I am can manage to not know what a pun is. He has undoubtedly encountered as many examples as there are grains of sand in the Sahara desert.

Really puts perspective on how he can also manage to also not acquire better skills at video games after 14 fucking years of playing them. He is god damn utterly tragically fucking stupid.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
I am flabbergasted at how someone two years older than I am can manage to not know what a pun is. He has undoubtedly encountered as many examples as there are grains of sand in the Sahara desert.

Really puts perspective on how he can also manage to also not acquire better skills at video games after 14 fucking years of playing them. He is god damn utterly tragically fucking stupid.
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And he managed to get Valedictorian? He seriously must have cheated his way through the end of high school, or it was set up as some sort of elaborate joke. I don't believe it was a genuine and honest reward, and Phil + honesty = error.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
And he managed to get Valedictorian? He seriously must have cheated his way through the end of high school, or it was set up as some sort of elaborate joke. I don't believe it was a genuine and honest reward, and Phil + honesty = error.
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Maybe 'valedictorian' should be included in this thread then
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
I am flabbergasted at how someone two years older than I am can manage to not know what a pun is. He has undoubtedly encountered as many examples as there are grains of sand in the Sahara desert.
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not to grab my own dick but it amuses me that my teacher was impressed when i explained what a pun is at 9 years old and phil can't do it 30 years later.
 
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I know he's played the game before but I hope his paypigs vote New Vegas as the game on his next begtrospective event/playthrough. Mostly because of his claims that he learned Latin in school and therefore knows all Romance languages.

I'd love to have him pigsplain while doing his Valley Girl uptalk on how "Kaesar" is the correct Latin pronunciation of Caesar, or rather it's the Classical Latin pronunciation that was used during his day, while "Seezar" is the way it's pronounced in Ecclesiastical Latin, which is what stuck centuries later, another example would be Cicero, in most languages it's pronounced as Sisero or Tsisero which is how it's pronounced in Ecclesiastical Latin, but the Classical Latin pronunciation would be Kikero. He'd brag about how he learned Classical Latin and knows the differences in spelling and pronunciation between Classical Latin and nudnik Ecclesiastical Latin, after which he would proceed to pronounce all other Latin names and terms in the game either incorrectly or with the Ecclesiastical Latin pronunciation. There's no doubt in my mind that he'd pronounce Lucius' name as "Lushius" or "Lussius" rather than "Lukius".
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I know he's played the game before but I hope his paypigs vote New Vegas as the game on his next begtrospective event/playthrough. Mostly because of his claims that he learned Latin in school and therefore knows all Romance languages.

I'd love to have him pigsplain while doing his Valley Girl uptalk on how "Kaesar" is the correct Latin pronunciation of Caesar, or rather it's the Classical Latin pronunciation that was used during his day, while "Seezar" is the way it's pronounced in Ecclesiastical Latin, which is what stuck centuries later, another example would be Cicero, in most languages it's pronounced as Sisero or Tsisero which is how it's pronounced in Ecclesiastical Latin, but the Classical Latin pronunciation would be Kikero. He'd brag about how he learned Classical Latin and knows the differences in spelling and pronunciation between Classical Latin and nudnik Ecclesiastical Latin, after which he would proceed to pronounce all other Latin names and terms in the game either incorrectly or with the Ecclesiastical Latin pronunciation. There's no doubt in my mind that he'd pronounce Lucius' name as "Lushius" or "Lussius" rather than "Lukius".
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Oh please, this dude has never even spoken a word of Latin properly in his entire existence, heck we've never even heard him speak his "ancestors" vulgar dialect (Italian) in any properly constructed sentences at all. He's only thrown around food related words only because he ate them one time, like "stromboli" and "calzone" and tried to speak like someone from thr Godfather was saying those words.

In fact just watch the TIHYDP on The GodFather to see what I mean.
 
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something his says often and in every appearance he has ever made:
"Stupid fuckin idiot"🐽

"Get banned, he's trying to screw me over guys!"🐽

Despite no one intentionally trying to troll tip him for some time now.
Yet his paranoia leads him to ban people who tip to his pigroach money laundering scheme for Scopely.
 
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Balr0g said:
"Doing errands all day". This always irks me. What fucking errands does he do on his day of beside shopping and eating in a restaurant?
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Especially considering we know exactly why, during the gap between Leanna moving out and Kat moving in, Phil was such a pissy miserable bastard: he was having to take care of his own shit, which he fucking hates with a passion. If he was really doing so many errands, all damn day, he would be as bad as he was observed being back in 2017 when he was alone, because right now, with having a soulmaid, he's REALLY not supposed to have to do anything. In his view.

And if this is him being passive-aggressive about that shit, it just shows how much of a fucking coward he is, because he wouldn't feel such a need to vent on stream and/or social media if he was having a dialogue about it with his wife, like a couple of actual adults.
 
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Balr0g said:
"Doing errands all day". This always irks me. What fucking errands does he do on his day of beside shopping and eating in a restaurant?
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You've seen how he makes incredibly mundane things sound like they are high-intensity activities that require the Metal Gear Solid Alert Theme playing behind him as he does these things.

Regular person who streams daily: "I woke up, and sat down to play video games. Then I finished and had dinner. Decided to play a little more before bed."

Real machoor adult profeshunal shtreemer: "I have to wake up, go to the bathroom, use the bathroom, rush to the ahfice and set up the pre-shtreem, then rush downstairs to maybe see my mo....mai...wife *thumbs toward door*, maybe have a handful of trail mix I'm so busy, then do pre-shtreem, and send of some tweets, then shtreem, then I have to upload to the archive, then I have to rush downstairs and nuke last night's taco bell, then run all the way back to the ahfice to pre-shtreem some more with more tweets, then shtreem again, and then upload again... I have NO TIME to do anything else, dood! So you should tip me, tips help more than anything else.
 
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