words you can never get right - makes you feel retarded

[Fishnumm]

i can never spell alcohol my brain just breaks trying to spell it for some reason i've also tried to spell "of" as "uv" before

 

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[Paper Plates]

Retreive, Recieve, Protien, Caffiene, etc.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Negligee

Who the fuck let the French near a typewriter? They fouled up English so badly.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

"Necessary" and "Renaissance"

 

[Smoltine Kiminal]

wensday

 

[Waffle Iron]

Renaissance

This one always trips me up as well.

As for me, algorithm. For some reason I always mix it up with rhythm

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

I still cant spell Diarrhea
is it Diarrhea
or Diarrhoea?

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I used to have trouble with necessary but not anymore but I still struggle with ridiculous; I'm getting better though.

I still cant spell Diarrhea

yeah that's a hard one, too.

Renaissance

I don't think I've ever had to use that word.

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

beaureu (like FBI) It nearly legitimately enrages me when I'm in my early 20s and can't spell basic words lol

 

[General Patton]

It's hard for me to tell which word means which when they sound the same and are spelled differently.

Only effect and affect.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I used to keep a Post-it with the word necessary nearby because I was so off that spell check didn't even know what I meant.

"Necessary" and "Renaissance"

 

[William F. Clinton]

I can never get "maintenance" right, it's always either "maintainence" or "maintanence" in my head.

 

[Jesus was a λῃστής]

Calendar is one I always trigger spell correction on, I know the rule of e in the middle but when typing I always fuck it up.

Written as well as verbally as a native English speaker, regularly as well gets me, our citys English accent/dialogue is kind of elevated - spoken fast and lazily. It often comes out as "reglee". As a linguistics/philology nerd it makes me feel like a nigger.

 

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Repercussion
Always think its reprocussion or reprecussion for some reason.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

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I can spell it but I guess when I pronounce it like "hueff" people look at me strange.

 

[User names must be unique]

favourite

 

[Ice Mountain]

Recieve.

Every single fucking time I spell it just like that and every single fucking time autocorrect has to go "uhm excuse me" and save my retarded ass. God help me if I'm writing and not typing, because there's only a 50% chance I'll catch myself.

I know the rule: I before E except after C and all those other times too. But it's this one word. This one fucking word. My monkey brain instinct refuses to right itself.

 

[Vampirella]

Coffee doesn't look like a word.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Nigger