World Cyclonewatch 2020 - 2005: Electric Bugaloo

[Blake Chortles]

Hurricane Isaias is gonna WRECK Florida. say goodbye to Miami and Jackonsville, Florida is over, forever.

Theres a real chance it wont even fuckin rain in Jacksonville. Being on the left side of the storm means nothing happens unless its cat 3+

 

[Cutlass Supreme]

There might be some flooding at the Jax beaches but everyone out there has sandbags ready. One does not simply live on the Florida coast without knowing these things.

Really it's just an excuse to make a Publix run for tendies and a hurricane cake (picrel)

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Theres a real chance it wont even fuckin rain in Jacksonville. Being on the left side of the storm means nothing happens unless its cat 3+

I believe in hurricane Isaias, the weather forecasters can go to hell. Deeply respected weather expert Amir Vera and Jason Hanna from CNN, and if you can't trust in CNN who can you trust?

 

[Sand]

Tropical Storm Laura formed this morning in the Atlantic. Here is the 2pm advisory from the NHC:

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

MEGA HURRICANE Laura will SMASH Mississippi and Alabama with NO SURVIVORS. The US will never recover, the it's over. CNN analysists have told me that Trump will not stop this hurricane and is therefore a bad president. Millions of people will DIE because Trump denies science

 

[Super-Chevy454]

MEGA HURRICANE Laura will SMASH Mississippi and Alabama with NO SURVIVORS. The US will never recover, the it's over. CNN analysists have told me that Trump will not stop this hurricane and is therefore a bad president. Millions of people will DIE because Trump denies science

Don't forget Haiti and Cuba. In the case of Haiti, it's already a shit place. Is Hurricane Laura will be Cuba's Chernobyl?

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Aw sheeeeettt here we go

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Category 1 and a tropical storm? Weak shit, only matters if it stalls over land like Hurricane Harvey did and drops a biblical amount of rain.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

TS Marco’s track changed. Looks like it’s going to hit the Louisiana coast followed closely by Laura, so flooding and surge will probably be an issue.

 

[HumanHive]

This is pretty much the end for the United States as a major food producer. Expect huge famines this winter, food prices skyrocket, and by next year there will be a military coup or revolution.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Laura expected to become a Cat 4 hurricane. This is official “shit your pants” category.

 

[2021Murder]

Laura expected to become a Cat 4 hurricane. This is official “shit your pants” category.
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fuck thats impressive, i was saying the metorologists were jewing up the stats and thats why we got a whole lot of technical hurricanes recently, and that this might be the once in a decade thing where we have no major hurricanes, on the plus side it managed to not hit anywhere people care about. Vidor, TX will be fucked, but outside of white supremacists who cares

 

[The Great Chandler]

I think the bright side to this is how quick it is, compared to Harvey's Noah-like flooding. Didn't slightly eroded the crust of the earth there?

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Pretty impressive if she moves across the continent before hitting the Atlantic for a second round.

 

[Gravemind]

Laura expected to become a Cat 4 hurricane. This is official “shit your pants” category.
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For posterity's sake, Laura actually came dangerously close to hitting Category 5 criteria just before landfall. Most official sources quote it as having reached 150 mph sustained winds at the time that the eye was just about to touch the coast.


Unofficially, some measurements clocked it as having reached 155 mph just before landfall – for all practical purposes just barely pushing it into Cat 5 at some point.

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Pretty impressive if she moves across the continent before hitting the Atlantic for a second round.

That's also noting that she's expected to strengthen back into tropical storm once she moves back out over the Atlantic.

Laura's got a hell of a lot of kick to her despite weakening so quickly on landfall.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Five named storms are currently in the Atlantic/Gulf.

Hurricane Sally is expected to hit Mississippi as a Cat 2 tomorrow and stall out bringing massive amounts of rain to the central Gulf coast.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

This is 2020, bitch. We already had Fire-Nados this year.

I'm expecting Shark-i-canes at the very least. Maybe some UFOs mixed in with the hurricane too.

 

[Jones McCann]

Hurricane Sally fucked my shit up for a week. No power or internet for that time, the area almost turned into a utopia. Thankfully the internet has returned and the madness has returned alongside it.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Hurricane Sally fucked my shit up for a week. No power or internet for that time, the area almost turned into a utopia. Thankfully the internet has returned and the madness has returned alongside it.

Based and wise.
Always look to Mother Nature for the answers.

 

[FatalTater]

Anyone watching Hurricane Delta? That lil' fucker went from a barely developed category 1 to a category 4 overnight and is projected to hit Louisiana by Saturday after hitting Cancun. Any Qanons in Cozumel better watch their asses, 'cuz this Storm is nearly upon them.