WORST Chris Sagas (Opinions)

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Chris has been apart of ALOT of Sagas during his time on the internet, however their have been some pretty fucked up things that have happened to him that people have done/ the saga just plain sucking.

In my opinion, I feel that the most fucked up saga was the Julie Saga for the plain fact a 14 year old orchestrated it, made Chris shove a medallion up his ass and had virtual sex with him. The thing that really pissed me off about this saga is that Chris could have gotten into actual trouble because of BlueSpike being fucked up.

And in the terms of shittiest saga IMO was the Jackie Saga, apart from a little lulz every now and then, the saga just sucked and eventually died with Chris not even messaging her back.
 
The_Doctor said:
Chris has been apart of ALOT of Sagas during his time on the internet, however their have been some pretty fucked up things that have happened to him that people have done/ the saga just plain sucking.

In my opinion, I feel that the most fucked up saga was the Julie Saga for the plain fact a 14 year old orchestrated it, made Chris shove a medallion up his ass and had virtual sex with him. The thing that really pissed me off about this saga is that Chris could have gotten into actual trouble because of BlueSpike being fucked up.

And in the terms of shittiest saga IMO was the Jackie Saga, apart from a little lulz every now and then, the saga just sucked and eventually died with Chris not even messaging her back.
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With the exception of the JULAY video, the Calling Out Saga was absolute shit. This is the exact reason feeding Chris crap info and expecting him to follow a script is a horrible idea and doesn't work. I know most/all of the other sagas were scripted in some way or other, but you'd think this would have been more impressive being the last pre-Bob-dying heist.
 
The Jackie Saga, by far.

The Julie Saga would be considered ween now, but in the context of when it happened it is still funny.
 
The_Doctor said:
In my opinion, I feel that the most fucked up saga was the Julie Saga for the plain fact a 14 year old orchestrated it, made Chris shove a medallion up his ass and had virtual sex with him. The thing that really pissed me off about this saga is that Chris could have gotten into actual trouble because of BlueSpike being fucked up.
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I had read somewhere that when Chris was shoving the medallion up his ass he actually started crying and someone had to actually intervene to tell BlueSpike to stop.
 
I would say the "Julie/Bluespike" saga.

Not only for the Sonichu medallion enema, but also for making the poor sap of a manchild drive to Ohio.

It sounds like he ended up in "the hood".

If it had been some gangbanger thugs instead of an old woman who answered the door, it could have ended very badly.
 
The word "worst" can mean a lot of things.

Worst, as in most fucked up, was the Julie Saga because he was shoving shit up his ass when he didn't really want to for a 14 year old boy.

Worst, as in lamest, is Jackie Saga because it wasn't all that funny.

Worst, as in gave me the worst sort of feels, ties with the Megan Saga or the Wallflower Saga. They were literally the only real friends that Chris ever had. They weren't trolls and no one paid them to put up with him. They genuinely liked him as a person and he ruined his friendship with them and it's no one's fault but his own.
 
The Saga saga.
Where nothing of note was really happening and people were saying "Facebook Saga," "eBay Saga," and "Reunion Saga."
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
With the exception of the JULAY video, the Calling Out Saga was absolute shit. This is the exact reason feeding Chris crap info and expecting him to follow a script is a horrible idea and doesn't work. I know most/all of the other sagas were scripted in some way or other, but you'd think this would have been more impressive being the last pre-Bob-dying heist.
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I thought that was a humorous saga. Chris thought he had a caveman and a cartoon character on the run. The Alec Benson Leary reveal was good. AUGH YEAH

I also liked how smug he was... It was like he finally won, but even his victory was part of the :ruse:
 
bungholio said:
all of them
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I literally clicked on this thread with full intention to reply with that exactly. Although to be honest, my least favourite (and thus worst) "sagas" were probably the latter two Jackie and Tomgirl sagas, mostly because just about jack shit came out of them other than disgusting videos and the :tomgirl: emoticon.

Opposite to the topic at hand, my favourite saga is now the upcoming Jailbird saga :biggrin:
 
The Jackie Saga was the worst. It wasn't funny in the slightest. When it wasn't boring, it was creepy. Except the Lars Call, which was reasonably funny in parts.

The Asperchu saga is also pretty bad. Don't get me wrong, there were a few laughs, but it was ridiculously high effort for scant reward.
 
i don't really blame bluespike for what happened. he was only 13 at the time and was trying really hard to impress his troll friends, and just ended up going overboard.
 
P-Logic said:
The Jackie Saga was the worst. It wasn't funny in the slightest. When it wasn't boring, it was creepy. Except the Lars Call, which was reasonably funny in parts.

The Asperchu saga is also pretty bad. Don't get me wrong, there were a few laughs, but it was ridiculously high effort for scant reward.
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Scant? Have you not read Sonichu 10, that's literally the best one mostly due to the impact that Asperchu had on it (see: trial and execution of the Asperpedia).
 
For me the worst ones are probably the short, minor ones like Adam Stackhouse, Miyamoto, and Jimmy Hill, though it could be argued that we wouldn't have any of the more entertaining, crazy stuff without these smaller sagas (especially Stackhouse). The Jackie stuff was hit-or-miss; I personally found all of the videos with singing and construction paper cosplay to be boring, but it was interesting to see Chris cleaning his shower, washing his hair, "working out", trying to do pull-ups, "cooking", etc. If Chris weren't such a stubborn person he could have fixed or improved a lot of things in his life. As for BlueSpike, that Ohio trip could have gone wrong in so many ways, but Chris made it through unharmed and actually enjoyed the rare moment of being somewhere outside of Virginia.
 
Has to be the Tomgirl "saga". Because honestly, and I'm not trying to A-Log or be discriminatory, but the man cannot pull off that look. At all.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Has to be the Tomgirl "saga". Because honestly, and I'm not trying to A-Log or be discriminatory, but the man cannot pull off that look. At all.
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Dude, that's not really Alogging or being discriminatory. That's just the truth.
(Alogging would be more like "OMG, Chris is literally Hitler for giving autisic transsexuals like myself a bad name I hope his taint rots out and kills him!")
 
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