Worst Comic Books You've Ever Read

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Jonas said:
no one was even remotely interested in it cause the art style was so bad.

not even the tumblr crowd who they were appealing to was into it. seriously, who would fucking spend their money on this?
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The artist has gone on record several times that she made the thing intentionally hideous to piss off Marvel fans.
 
Jaimas said:
The artist has gone on record several times that she made the thing intentionally hideous to piss off Marvel fans.
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im not a marvel fan and im still pissed. even a dangerhair lesbo would find it hideous.
 
Jonas said:
im not a marvel fan and im still pissed. even a dangerhair lesbo would find it hideous.
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Brought to you by the same Marvel that stole images of Tau vehicles from Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War and claimed that they were from some evil empire in-universe:

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Jaimas said:
Brought to you by the same Marvel that stole images of Tau vehicles from Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War and claimed that they were from some evil empire in-universe:

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In all fairness, the Tau are pretty evil (the only reason they come off as good guys in the 40k universe is because every other option is WORSE than the dudes whose philosophy reads like someone cherry-picking the worst aspects of Communism and the Hindu caste system and putting them in a blender).
 
Senior Lexmechanic said:
In all fairness, the Tau are pretty evil (the only reason they come off as good guys in the 40k universe is because every other option is WORSE than the dudes whose philosophy reads like someone cherry-picking the worst aspects of Communism and the Hindu caste system and putting them in a blender).
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That's not the fucking point, it's that the fucking Tau vehicles are unironically being used in a Marvel comic by a faction called the Gramosian Empire.

Someone got paid to make this.
 
Jaimas said:
That's not the fucking point, it's that the fucking Tau vehicles are unironically being used in a Marvel comic by a faction called the Gramosian Empire.

Someone got paid to make this.
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Oh, no, I totally agree with that. In fact, given the fact that most of GW's upper ranks get visible erections whenever they get a chance to sue for IP infringement, I'm amazed they haven't jousted at Marvel for... well, blatantly using the likeness of the Tau Devilfish and Sky Ray without their permission.
 
Senior Lexmechanic said:
Oh, no, I totally agree with that. In fact, given the fact that most of GW's upper ranks get visible erections whenever they get a chance to sue for IP infringement, I'm amazed they haven't jousted at Marvel for... well, blatantly using the likeness of the Tau Devilfish and Sky Ray without their permission.
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I think the only reason they let it slide is because Marvel Comics is dying right now and there's no money to be made.
 
Jaimas said:
The artist has gone on record several times that she made the thing intentionally hideous to piss off Marvel fans.
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That's one of my favorite arguments alongside the stuff about anyone who doesn't like the art on Captain Marvel either wants her cartoonishly sexualized or doesn't understand how "realistic" women look. Maybe it's because I don't live near their office but where in the world is biological women with no hips, no breasts, very broad shoulders, pronounced lantern jaws, and shaven heads considered the norm? Not even women who work for them look like that.
 
I'm curious, are there any writers who aren't assholes? Frank Miller and Alan Moore are insane, Garth Ennis is a whiny edgelord, Mark Waid's a cunt and Brian Michael Bendis is...Brian Michael Bendis.
 
Saney said:
I'm curious, are there any writers who aren't assholes? Frank Miller and Alan Moore are insane, Garth Ennis is a whiny edgelord, Mark Waid's a cunt and Brian Michael Bendis is...Brian Michael Bendis.
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John Byrne had this pathological hatred of Image Comics and Todd McFarlane during the 90s (which I think was due to jealousy because Image and Todd McFarlane's creator-owned work was a lot more successful than his creator-owned stuff). I don't know if he still has that problem.
 
Saney said:
I'm curious, are there any writers who aren't assholes? Frank Miller and Alan Moore are insane, Garth Ennis is a whiny edgelord, Mark Waid's a cunt and Brian Michael Bendis is...Brian Michael Bendis.
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Geoff Johns seems kinda normal to me, no?

Mark Millar can be kind of a hack, but he comes across to me as someone who loves comics.
 
Saney said:
I'm curious, are there any writers who aren't assholes? Frank Miller and Alan Moore are insane, Garth Ennis is a whiny edgelord, Mark Waid's a cunt and Brian Michael Bendis is...Brian Michael Bendis.
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Gene Luen Yang seems pretty chill, but I'm admittedly not an expert on him. The artists tend to be more chill than the writers. I've also never heard anything overly negative about Scott Snyder or Peter Tomasi (and I hope it stays that way.) Outside of mainstream superhero comics I've heard Scott McCloud and Craig Thompson are awesome to talk to, but others tend to be too unknown to have seen much of their behavior.
neural said:
Mark Millar can be kind of a hack, but he comes across to me as someone who loves comics.
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Geoff Johns is a guy who is living the dream. He's one of the lucky few who is working in the field he adores and it shows. This is also why Liefeld's stuff had some charm: he LOVES comics. Loves 'em. He is about as big a fanboy as Johns, but lacks the productive, long-term creative vision that Johns does to make it actually good. But there is no doubt in anyone who has ever spoken to the man that he adores the medium.

Millar is crazy and loving it.
 
I have a couple.
Despite me being a Marvel fan, and many of the comics they make still being good (Particularly Doctor Strange, and the comics that don’t try to be overly-political), I cannot stand Riri Williams’ “IronHeart” even the name is stupid. Jane Foster as Thor is an awful idea and awfully executed (thankfully the Odinson still has his own comic series).
As for DC, Rebirth was essentially their way of saying, “We have no ideas left, let’s restart everything!!!”
 
RockVolnutt said:
That's one of my favorite arguments alongside the stuff about anyone who doesn't like the art on Captain Marvel either wants her cartoonishly sexualized or doesn't understand how "realistic" women look. Maybe it's because I don't live near their office but where in the world is biological women with no hips, no breasts, very broad shoulders, pronounced lantern jaws, and shaven heads considered the norm? Not even women who work for them look like that.
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Maybe they only spend their time with Tsa agents from LaGuardia? I've seen me some mutants up in that bitch
 
TheClorax said:
I have a couple.
Despite me being a Marvel fan, and many of the comics they make still being good (Particularly Doctor Strange, and the comics that don’t try to be overly-political), I cannot stand Riri Williams’ “IronHeart” even the name is stupid. Jane Foster as Thor is an awful idea and awfully executed (thankfully the Odinson still has his own comic series).
As for DC, Rebirth was essentially their way of saying, “We have no ideas left, let’s restart everything!!!”
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Rebirth was an apology for all their bullshit after New 52. Also, not necessarily "the worst ever", but... there's currently a stand-alone series running about evil versions of Batman crossed with other members of the Justice League attacking Earth, led by a New God who appears to be the literal incarnation of Batwank (apparently, all Batgod shit was caused by his influence, as he needed to use Batman as an avatar to escape his prison). It is hilariously edgy:
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Neonomicon by Alan Moore.

Star Wars: Dark Empire 2.

All-Star Batman and Robin, the Boy Wonder, Holy Terror, and Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Again. All by Frank Miller.
 
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