Worst essays you've ever had to write

[Picnic_Boy]

When I was in high school, I had to write an essay about a Renaissance artist of my choice. Two complications arose: I couldn't pick an artist that anyone in my class had picked, and I was sick for the day initial days of the assignment, meaning all the artists I'd heard of had already been taken. Not being able to think of someone to write an essay about, I basically invented an artist and diligently penned an essay hewn from lies and bullshit. I even photocopied the art from the following Magic card, cropped out the border and card text, and presented it as his art, because I'm a goddam weasel.

 

[Audit]

I once had to write an essay on why guns were racist, sexist, and a tool of the patriarchy that kept women down.