Worst invention ever makes you look like Bane - Assumes this makes you feel less self-conscious than speaking out loud

http://www.avclub.com/article/weird-mask-intended-private-phone-calls-just-makes-252196

 

[autism420]

*Bane

 

[Tranhuviya]

It would be very painful.

 

[Cato]

*Bane

D'oh, can't edit titles. If any mod could lend me a hand and make me look like less of a tard, it would be appreciated.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

and how the fuck is this a bad invention exactly

 

[Honeybunny]

I dunno, it reminds me more of Darth Malak than it does Bane

 

[The Great Chandler]

I say this isn't quite bad. If you end up in a heated argument with whoever, you wouldn't have to worry about what your coworkers are blabbing. On the down side, it's also a tool for your spouse to cheat on you.

 

[Coldgrip]

It would be very painful.

You're a big guy.

 

[millais]

You're a big guy.

For you

 

[vertexwindi]

Was looking like a jackass part of your plan?

 

[Mrs Paul]

Reminds me of those masks stenographers sometimes use.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Was looking like a jackass part of your plan?

Of course! Dr. Pepe refused our memes in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

 

[Ravelord]

Of course! Dr. Pepe refused our memes in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

I said nothing!

 

[Randall Fragg]

Congratulations, you look like a jackass. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Congratulations, you look like a jackass. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Derailing this thread. With no survivors!

 

[auroraboreanaz]

When your dignity is ashes, you have my permission to speak

 

[The Nothingness]

We started a meme, right?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

We started a meme, right?

Yes. The meme dankens.

 

[CWCchange]

Isn't that what texting is for?

 

[dunbrine47]

Looks like a repurposed sex object patent.