Worst invention ever makes you look like Bane - Assumes this makes you feel less self-conscious than speaking out loud

http://www.avclub.com/article/weird-mask-intended-private-phone-calls-just-makes-252196

 

[Ineedahero]

Looks like a repurposed sex object patent.

The ball gag. We all love it, but don't you hate how your victim can sort of be heard with it on anyway? Well worry no more!