Worst Kiwi Farms User Of All Time Debate Thread

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
There's only one party celebrating eliminating the Department of Education so that Arkansas can teach kids that the earth is 6000 years old and was invented by Jesus. Then you wonder why people laugh at you for being an anti-education retard
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That's stupid, nobody should be taught that. The earth is not 6000 years old and wasn't invented by Jesus, it's only 5785 years old and was invented by the Hebrew G-d, actually.

Your confusion stems from a lack of understanding of metaphysical time. A Biblical year doesn't exactly translate to a calendar year. In fact the first seven days amounted to about 4.5 billion of your calendar years. That's how certain Biblical figures are considered to have lived for hundreds years.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
There's only one party celebrating eliminating the Department of Education so that Arkansas can teach kids that the earth is 6000 years old and was invented by Jesus. Then you wonder why people laugh at you for being an anti-education retard
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Nah, I think your talking points are stuck in the 90's, old man. School choice frees children from blatant partisanship and control.

Worst kiwi is probably Boxershorts, he wasn't grateful for a Goddam thing and like most Hebephiles would not shut up about the age of consent.
 
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Begemot said:
Nah, I think your talking points are stuck in the 90's, old man. School choice frees children from blatant partisanship and control.

Worst kiwi is probably Boxershorts, he wasn't grateful for a Goddam thing and like most Hebephiles would not shut up about the age of consent.
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Yes, little guy, we know you want to force children into bible schools because teaching children science and reasoning skills is indeed "partisanship and control"

Go turn on Fox News so Jesse Watters can tell you how evil anyone who doesn't garble Trump's knob is. I know it'll calm your boomer ass down
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Yes, little guy, we know you want to force children into bible schools because teaching children science and reasoning skills is indeed "partisanship and control"

Go turn on Fox News so Jesse Watters can tell you how evil anyone who doesn't garble Trump's knob is. I know it'll calm your boomer ass down
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Good thing I didn't mention anything about 'bible schools', my boomer friend. Are the cackling 'Rethuglicans' in the room with you right now?

Yeah, I'd say you're the worst kiwi user @Hollywood Hulk Hogan but that would imply you're not a simplistic markov chain, stuck in an amber bubble from 2004.
 
Begemot said:
Good thing I didn't mention anything about 'bible schools', my boomer friend. Are the cackling 'Rethuglicans' in the room with you right now?

Yeah, I'd say you're the worst kiwi user @Hollywood Hulk Hogan but that would imply you're not a simplistic markov chain, stuck in an amber bubble from 2004.
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Yeah, but you're throwing a tantrum about education because like a good little Republican boomer, you want education that isn't based on the bible banned.

Go sit in your easy chair, wait for your social security check to arrive (unless Elon and Trump cut that, too) and turn on Fox News. Maybe your elderly ass will calm down a bit
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Yeah, but you're throwing a tantrum about education because like a good little Republican boomer, you want education that isn't based on the bible banned.

Go sit in your easy chair, wait for your social security check to arrive (unless Elon and Trump cut that, too) and turn on Fox News. Maybe your elderly ass will calm down a bit
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Did I say that? You're implying it. I'm not even American. I wouldn't want enforced partisan education regardless of background. I don't know why you segued into these bizarre rants about the bible. It's kind of creepy, bruh.
 
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Begemot said:
Did I say that? You're implying it. I'm not even American. I wouldn't want enforced partisan education regardless of background. I don't know why you segued into these bizarre rants about the bible. It's kind of creepy, bruh.
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If you incels stopped acting like bible thumping boomers I'd stop calling you as such
 
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NoBueno said:
You guys really are schizo aren't you
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It's not like they'd pass the IQ test for Judaism, so Christianity is the next best option. Think of it as Judaism: Mobile Edition. Simplified some of the rules, added new characters, made it more compatible with low end hardware (it can run on Mexicans and Africans now)
 
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