Worst lyrics of all time - For the music fans who would rather have a piece of toast than see a ghost

[B'owl]

i’m not even a chance the rapper fan but i really enjoyed acid rap as a young stoner but hearing those terrible one liners made me roll my eyes

The one good thing about The Big Day is that it shows that his next album is going to be better, simply because you simply cannot get worse than The Big Day.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Im her goon yeah
And shes my goonette
Im her goon yeah
And shes my goonette
Goon

For her birthday I bought her a pink ski mask
When I piss her off she dont let me eat the pussy when she get mad
But real nigga I aint gont lie I done fucked her on the rag
It was like she was spottin', she aint bleed that bad
She dont like to drive the chevy, drank too much gas

What the fuck, Plies.

Fuck her face like I was obligated
And still fuckin' with them freak hoes
Stank pussy smellin' like Cool Ranch Doritos

Fan of the Kiwi Farms, Danny Brown, everyone.

 

[Srumab]

Everclear: Like a California King

I will burn you just like teenage love
I will eat you just like meat

Courtney Taylor-Taylor deserves better hate lyrics. He has the most punchable face on the planet. You can do better Art.

 

[Pee Cola]

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
- "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band

I shouldn't have walked away
I should have walked away
- "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight" by Cutting Crew

I'm shocked nobody has mentioned either of these in the last 2.5 years since this thread started

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Listened to some Black Eyed Peas out of nostalgia and my god, the lyrics are actually really trash.

Cool. I spend my time just thinking, thinking, thinking 'bout you.
Every single day, guess I'm really missing, missing you
And all those things, we used to, used to, used to, used to do
Hey girl, what's up? We used to, used to be just me and you

- Black Eyed Peas. Meet Me Halfway.

I can't even...what the fuck? Sounds like will.i.am fucking half-assed the writing and ended up sounding like a retarded.

Let's get retarded in here indeed....

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Listened to some Black Eyed Peas out of nostalgia and my god, the lyrics are actually really trash.

Cool. I spend my time just thinking, thinking, thinking 'bout you.
Every single day, guess I'm really missing, missing you
And all those things, we used to, used to, used to, used to do
Hey girl, what's up? We used to, used to be just me and you

- Black Eyed Peas. Meet Me Halfway.

I can't even...what the fuck? Sounds like will.i.am fucking half-assed the writing and ended up sounding like a retarded.

Let's get retarded in here indeed....

Hardly their worst lyric, plenty to choose from.

Haters better step back
Ladies, download your ap
I'm the party application
Rock it just like that

 

[Shroom King]

I have been looking for something from Cannibal Corpse to post here, but each song and album gets progressively worse. Hammer Smashed Face is considered "family friendly" compared to about 75% of the rest of their catalog.

 

[Matt Damon]

Dream Theater's The Count of Tuscany is just abysmal. This is the sorta-kinda chorus of the song:

I want to stay alive
Everything about this place
Just doesn't feel right
I
I don't want to die
Suddenly I'm frightened for my life

I want to say goodbye
This could be the last time
You see me alive
I
I may not survive
Knew it from the moment we arrived

Just moronic and circular and repetitive as hell. And the rest of the song has plenty of other lyrics so embarrassingly bad that they're a meme even among fans of the band.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Hardly their worst lyric, plenty to choose from.

Haters better step back
Ladies, downoad your ap
I'm the party application
Rock it just like that

The E.N.D. and the Beginning were just the culmination of how terrible the Black Eyed Peas could be.

And let us not forget the classic;

I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

And from the same song, who could forget

"Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock"

Frantic is lyrical genius compared to the rest of the album

"St anger round my neck. St anger round my neck. He never gets respec'"
-St Anger, the artists formally known as Metallica.

Dave Mustaine must have been pissing himself laughing when he heard that album.

 

[Rat Runner]

This thread is long so I haven't check if this was posted, but this lyric from Cherish, by Kool & The Gang:

I often pray before I lay down
By your side
If you receive your calling before I awake
Could I make it through the night

I've heard this at about a dozen weddings and the that seems like the least romantic pre-chorus in the history of love songs. "I pray when we go to sleep that if you die hopefully I won't too." Am I misinterpreting this?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

This thread is long so I haven't check if this was posted, but this lyric from Cherish, by Kool & The Gang:

I often pray before I lay down
By your side
If you receive your calling before I awake
Could I make it through the night

I've heard this at about a dozen weddings and the that seems like the least romantic pre-chorus in the history of love songs. "I pray when we go to sleep that if you die hopefully I won't too." Am I misinterpreting this?

I suppose it could be interpreted as "If you die tonight, give me the strength to make it through the night" (emotionally, not mortally).

But even then, the timing and tense is wrong, as his partner dies "before he wakes" but he would be asking for strength "through the night". Where presumably one would wake in the morning once the night has passed.

 

[CarlosDanger]

"You wanna talk to me? (So talk to me)
You wanna talk to me? (So talk to me)
You wanna talk to me? (So talk to me)
You wanna talk to me? (You can't talk to me)
You wanna talk to me? (Don't understand your sex)
You wanna talk to me? (You ain't been mindfucked yet)"
-Guns N Roses, My World.

"I am the view
I am the table
I am the view
I am the table
I am all this
I am the root
the progress
the aggressor
I am the table
I am the ten stories
I am the table
I am I am I am I am
I am"
- Metallica and Lou Reed, The View.

 

[Waifu Days]

Fist Pump by HardNox

a sampling of a verse (you could throw a drat at the lyric sheet and always hit shit):

"Cuz you know we can flow real fast
So get on the floor and shake that ass
Take them heals off and Jump!
I don't really dance"

Of course, there's the chorus:

"I do my Fist-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump
Then I Jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump"

The Howard Stern tribute version is equally as bad. If you were a fan of Stern in the satellite days, you were stuck listening to both versions on repeat.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
- "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band

I don't really see what's so egregious about this one. And btw the song is originally by Bruce Springsteen.

 

[TV's Adam West]

From Grand Pubas I Like It

I left 'em backwards, they thought they farted when they shitted
'Cause Puba's everything, and everything is Pu

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

“Rape their women as they cry” followed by an evil laugh in Manowar’s “Hail and Kill”

Which sucks because it’s an excellent song

 

[Major Filth]

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

-Toto "Africa" (1981)

Note how well A and C match. Maybe not perfect, but you can sing them at the same rhythm without breaking a sweat.

Now look at B and D and holy shit, dude. What fucking madman said "Yes, this is indeed a fine way to try and cram as many fucking syllables and African references into a single line in order to assure the audience that we're not talking about like Poland or Switzerland or some shit"?

"Could we cut that line down maybe? It's a bit of a mouthful."
"That's what your girl said last night, eh? EH!?"
"No, honestly - they're going to expect me to do that on stage."
"That's what your girl said last night, eh? EH!?"

Personally, I blame cocaine.

 

[McMitch]

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

-Toto "Africa" (1981)

Note how well A and C match. Maybe not perfect, but you can sing them at the same rhythm without breaking a sweat.

Now look at B and D and holy shit, dude. What fucking madman said "Yes, this is indeed a fine way to try and cram as many fucking syllables and African references into a single line in order to assure the audience that we're not talking about like Poland or Switzerland or some shit"?

"Could we cut that line down maybe? It's a bit of a mouthful."
"That's what your girl said last night, eh? EH!?"
"No, honestly - they're going to expect me to do that on stage."
"That's what your girl said last night, eh? EH!?"

Personally, I blame cocaine.

It's an intentionally goofy song full of placeholder lyrics to fill an album. The fact that it became a hit was completely shocking to everyone in the band. It's essentially their version of Tom Sawyer.

 

[Retard of the Month]

I just released a song. I can't say the name of it because this is the Farms and I don't want to get doxxed.

I didn't even try rhyming at any point outside of the chorus.

One of the lines was "how dare they make me suffer with their presence."