Worst New Users of 2018 - The newfags we wish we could ban.

Just about everyone who signed up for the zoosadist threads. Be it the ice cream doxers that took my dumb suggestion too far, the furfags that went in to say “not all furries”, and the endless heaps of uncreative and unfunny “die furries” posts mucking up the thread despite the fact that the rules above say not to lament about the fandom in bold all deserve at least a nomination if you ask me.
 
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I’m clearly the best new user. Y’all who don’t realize this are just haydurs. You may think I lah, but I truly do think I’ve accomplished some great things. I browse here so I can know what my haydurs think of me and prove them wrong. I’ve been doing so good at counting my calories for a hot minute even though I suffer from binge eating and depreshun. I even got turkey instead of chicken at Subway recently because it’s less calories.

And before anyone asks, yes, I do brush my teeth every day and I shower. I don’t know why y’all think I’m lahhing.
 
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Reynard said:
Just about everyone who signed up for the zoosadist threads. Be it the ice cream doxers that took my dumb suggestion too far, the furfags that went in to say “not all furries”, and the endless heaps of uncreative and unfunny “die furries” posts mucking up the thread despite the fact that the rules above say not to lament about the fandom in bold all deserve at least a nomination if you ask me.
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I try to give most folks in the Zoosadist threads a pass because it's such a brutal and disgusting topic, you're going to get emotional, poorly thought out reactions from people.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
I’m clearly the best new user. Y’all who don’t realize this are just haydurs. You may think I lah, but I truly do think I’ve accomplished some great things. I browse here so I can know what my haydurs think of me and prove them wrong. I’ve been doing so good at counting my calories for a hot minute even though I suffer from binge eating and depreshun. I even got turkey instead of chicken at Subway recently because it’s less calories.

And before anyone asks, yes, I do brush my teeth every day and I shower. I don’t know why y’all think I’m lahhing.
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are u ok dude

also @ICameToplaY thanks fam, big hugs
 
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Ted_Breakfast said:
I try to give most folks in the Zoosadist threads a pass because it's such a brutal and disgusting topic, you're going to get emotional, poorly thought out reactions from people.
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Well, obviously. But that still doesn’t stop the fact that both sides were mucking up the thread with their autistic shitfits.
 
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The people with the "lol conservatives pwned" NPC memes that do not even come close to reflecting the discussion they're supposed to be mocking. Also, the much rarer "Lol libs pwned" NPC memes that do the same thing(Probably more common elsewhere).

It actually is me, for shitting up like every thread I post in (Seriously, look at how fast a thread turns to garbage after my first post. It'll happen here too).
 
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Reynard said:
Just about everyone who signed up for the zoosadist threads. Be it the ice cream doxers that took my dumb suggestion too far, the furfags that went in to say “not all furries”, and the endless heaps of uncreative and unfunny “die furries” posts mucking up the thread despite the fact that the rules above say not to lament about the fandom in bold all deserve at least a nomination if you ask me.
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There's a reason why I stay out of Animal Control, and it's because of these chucklefucks.
I might be missing out on funny cows, but in the end, I would rather not go into what is now a containment site. Just like all threads on DSP, Chris Chan, Amblerlyn, Andrew Dobson, Moviebob, and any other cultcow.
 
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NARPASSWORD said:
There's a reason why I stay out of Animal Control, and it's because of these chucklefucks.
I might be missing out on funny cows, but in the end, I would rather not go into what is now a containment site. Just like all threads on DSP, Chris Chan, Amblerlyn, Andrew Dobson, Moviebob, and any other cultcow.
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It’s mostly just the zoosadist threads that got that sort of attention. The others can be plenty of fun to read through.
 
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