Worst part about being on an airplane - Flying so high above the world

[cornycat]

Little kids crying. I don't know why parents just don't fucking use sleeping pills on them. Also, the fact that most functional adults on these planes don't know how to fuck off. Lack of supplies as well. There's only so much reading I can do, since it's not exactly easy to sleep on the uncomfy seats.

 

[ForgedBlades]

The anxiety involved in having your life in the hands of a complete stranger and having absolutely no control over anything.

 

[East_Clintwood]

As a giant motherfucker the absolute lack of space and general claustraphobia of trying to fucking move about on the plane. I've started always flying first class now because goddamn I need that extra room, especially when flying with the missus since she's a lanklet as well.
Also not technically on a plane, but airport security in general and the TSA especially get right on my fucking nerves. It's a gigantic, pointless waste of time and money, that doesn't do anything other than make the entire experience worse, and cost a fortune, and it'll never ever go away because it's basically just another BS federal welfare employment-for-retards scheme at this point.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

The worst flight of my life was from Texas to Luanda, Angola. The sat me in a seat next to an extremely overweight Nigerian man who’s fat oozed into half my seat.

Flew halfway across the world embedded in his fat rolls. Just a fucking disgusting experience all the way around.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

"Unfortunately your flight has been delayed by 4 hours. Thank you for traveling with [airline]"

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Do not eat gassy food before flying, because the air pressure at 30,000 ft will make it difficult to fart.

 

[Cats]

I know you are more likely to die in a car accident than an airplane crash but that doesn't change a thing about how I feel about being 30,000 feet in the air.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Little kids crying. I don't know why parents just don't fucking use sleeping pills on them.

Drugging children because they can't/won't behave is fucking lazy & irresponsible, even on long intercontinental flights.

Plus, now we can hand them a tablet or iPad & they'll stay occupied for hours.

Also, the fact that most functional adults on these planes don't know how to fuck off. Lack of supplies as well. There's only so much reading I can do, since it's not exactly easy to sleep on the uncomfy seats.

Fuck off to where? Tune them out, same as their unhinged spawn.

The rest is on you.

 

[Boom Boss]

The worst part about flying is when the plane crashes.

 

[Not a bee]

When some asshole is eating clams and you can't escape the smell or open the window...
Yes this happened to me when flying to NY

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

The ever-present knowledge that one of these fuckers could go down at any point into a prolonged screaming, death spiral.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Reading through this thread, I get the impression that most here would like flying better if the plane was empty or near empty.

(same here)

 

[Strictly Confidential]

Plus, now we can hand them a tablet or iPad & they'll stay occupied for hours.

What about if said child isn't using headphones? Enjoy that bing bing wahoo for the next few hours at full volume out of a shitty ipad speaker for maximum annoyance.
Having flown roughly 16 hours on a non stop international flight, I can say that crying kids do indeed suck. But probs the worst part is trying to get the fuck off that flight after landing while retards try to get luggage down and block the shit out of the isle. Maybe being really uncomfortable in standard seating too, the food sucks ass but blocking me from fresh air after 16 hours in the death tube really does it for me.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

What about if said child isn't using headphones? Enjoy that bing bing wahoo for the next few hours at full volume out of a shitty ipad speaker for maximum annoyance.

Solution: Noise-cancelling earplugs; no batteries or bluetooth required.

But probs the worst part is trying to get the fuck off that flight after landing while retards try to get luggage down and block the shit out of the isle.

Solution: sit down & wait for a few more minutes. I know it sucks hard, but standing up & crowding the aisle while giving everything that moves the stinkeye, isn't going to make them move any faster.

blocking me from fresh air after 16 hours in the death tube really does it for me.

Not a single argument there. Just on that basis alone I'll take a weeks-long transit by boat or train over any flight.

 

[Richie Richard]

By far: grown ass people who are scared and are making comments about. STFU pussy or take a greyhound & oceanliner.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The worst part about flying is when the plane crashes.

Aschually it’s not flying at that point.

Worst part is all the airlines except southwest have started asscharging for checked bags so everyone is bringing some goddamn massive luggage onboard now.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I personally cannot stand sitting in the same seat for long hours.

 

[Rozzy]

Getting squashed in a seat between fat people.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I don't know why parents just don't fucking use sleeping pills on them

They don't want to permanently fuck-up their kids, just because your selfish faggot ass can't invest in some earmuffs

 

[Car Won't Crank]

They don't want to permanently fuck-up their kids, just because your selfish faggot ass can't invest in some earmuffs

Though I agree with the selfish faggot part, I don't think that avoiding any complications from medications would apply to the many parents who forced their kids to get the covid "vaccines," of which the long terms effects in kids and adults is still TBD.