Worst theme cafes?

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JavisFNF

JavisFNF

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Worst theme cafes anyone? It can be anywhere. There was a cafe in my school that looks like half eatery half exhibition booth about enterprise, started by weirdos my grade who forced the whole grade to pay a bit of money as funding. The day the cafe opened, it was more of a cafe-themed office than vice versa. A guy on duty dressed as a businessman was really disruptive as a staff, including slicking his hair back (gross, side facing me) with the goddamn menu, plus acting like a tsundere (not the annoying moe one) the whole time when it's not a tsundere/maid cafe. Most unfitting theme to be made into a cafe, 2/10.

Edit: Picrel, but way way lower budget and cheaper looking. Hint: Just the tables, chairs and poster arrangement.
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To go along with the Japan theme, there was a funny article asome time ago about a Japanese Cafe that had a German war uniform theme. The usual suspects were mad.
 
I wish someone would attempt a Rattlesnake zoo theme.
 
I don’t know anything about worst theme cafes, but what I do know is that there’s zero possibility of you being old enough to post on this website.
 
All theme cafes are crap and cringe, so worst is a hard choice, apart from Starbucks. Think the owl cafe in Japan is super fucking wierd though.
 
Imagine going to a cafe when a coffee maker is like ten bux.
 
Krystal said:
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Nah they were fucking weird before then. They were into LARPing as fantasy fairy story samurai that bore no resemblance to actual samurai - it'd be like European military personnel pretending they were the Knights of the Round Table - going on about being honorable while trafficking foreign kids into prostitution, and then committing suicide the moment they don't get their way. If anything they've been less degenerate since the nukes.
 
I was visiting concord and found a cafe that had furniture nailed upside down on the ceiling. That was the gimmick. Really any eatery where the chicks don’t have their tits out is a waste of time.
 
Tsundere cafe's.
 
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