Worst thing Chris has ever done?

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Shoosh said:
Por que no los dos?
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50% Barb?

Either way, someone called animal control, and Chris would have had to testify. I'm certain it was Borb who called animal control, since Chris would never bother, but at some point he would have had to tell the story. And we all know that cat did not have it coming. Aggressive or not, It's a house-cat, not a lion. It's the size of a football. His life could not have possibly been in any kind of danger.

Standard procedure in most states is to quarantine the animal for 10 days at the owner's expense. It may have been too expensive, or Borb was pushing too hard to have the animal put down, so the neighbor kid's parents probably elected to allow animal control to deal with it, rather than go through with an expensive lawsuit.
So basically they were bullied by the Chandlers into putting down their kid's beloved pet because Chris is a fuck-up.
 
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I personally can look past shecameforcwc because he genuinely didn't know what he did was wrong. He was too mad retarded to realize a picture could upset a person that much. It's worse when Chris knows what he's doing is wrong and knows the consequences.
That being said, there's no way you could defend him publicly asking strangers online to kill a woman he didn't even know because she was dating a guy who was kinda a dick to him almost a decade ago. He knows what death is and how it can affect people after losing his father. He knows how it can really break a person because it happened to someone he truly cared about. The reason normal people don't wish death upon others is because we know the pain and suffering that comes with it. Chris was supposed to drop the death threats after that.
Then wished the same on an innocent woman and her family.
 
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It's hard to pick just one.

shecameforcwc.jpg was probably the first bad thing, but it wasn't even the drawing or his hilariously horrible ways to explain his way out of it, it was the fact that he NEVER accepted responsibility for it. Wasn't it only last year where he was still blaming Megan as being "Queen of the Trolls" or something like that, or was that a few years prior?
 
Vehicular assault, and exposure to a minor of explicit sexual material. I guess I just ascribe to the penal code in lieu of having my own morals. But, those really do strike me as the worst things he's done. Ineptitude shouldn't really be a proper defense for anything, but his macing fiasco was so poorly dealt that I can't consider it among the worst things. Bumbling idiot even tried to defend himself by confessing he'd tried the mace, and raved about how horrible it was, all the while not understanding that he was implicating himself even further.

And the reason I don't vote for shecameforCWC is that the wrongdoing was overshadowed by the aftermath. It's one thing to inadvertently embarrass a girl, and another to spend your time and energy outwardly wishing her harm. It just seems more like an answer to "what's his worst ongoing motif?"
 
In a way, rejecting Bob's efforts (however minimal) to actually teach Chris things and bond with his son. That's pretty cold hearted to me.

Or dancing / flailing in public with WANT WOMAN on his man-bra. Whichever.
 
The Dude said:
Pretty much all the terrible things he's done, the way he treats others, his neglect of his pets and abuse of other animals (running over a snake for no reason and having someone's cat put down)...
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What's the source for the running-over-a-snake thing? I'd heard he did it, but I can't find where he said it. His justification was probably that snakes are evil and deserve to die, like trolls.

Muncie Anderson said:
* Chris accusing firefighters of stealing some allegedly valuable items from the hoard when they were just trying to put out the fire. Never mind they were risking their lives just doing their jobs.
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I'd guess that, again, was Barb's accusation and Chris went along with it.
 
AnOminous said:
Never mind proof, he didn't even have any reason to suspect it. It was just a shitty accusation for no reason at all other than that he's a lying sack.
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Oh, no, the source of the pedophile accusation is more retarded than Chris just pulling it out of his ass. The original owner of the game place was a sex offender against children. Chris, being the einstein that he is, hypothesized that since the owner was a pedophile, Mike might be one too. That totally makes sense!

Mike even has a daughter. That's even more glaring evidence of him being a pedo.
Xarpho said:
shecameforcwc.jpg was probably the first bad thing, but it wasn't even the drawing or his hilariously horrible ways to explain his way out of it, it was the fact that he NEVER accepted responsibility for it. Wasn't it only last year where he was still blaming Megan as being "Queen of the Trolls" or something like that, or was that a few years prior?
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strayfies said:
And the reason I don't vote for shecameforCWC is that the wrongdoing was overshadowed by the aftermath. It's one thing to inadvertently embarrass a girl, and another to spend your time and energy outwardly wishing her harm. It just seems more like an answer to "what's his worst ongoing motif?"
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After his relationship with Megan burned down, Bob and Barb's conspiracy theories painted her as the trolls. She was PVCC and the inner circle and the cwcki all rolled into one. Like, Chris wasn't "still" blaming her, but rather he figured out that she really did deserve the embarrassment that she got, in fact she deserved a lot more. (Based on what he believes, anyway.)
 
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Muncie Anderson said:
Two things come to mind:

* Chris accusing firefighters of stealing some allegedly valuable items from the hoard when they were just trying to put out the fire. Never mind they were risking their lives just doing their jobs.

* Chris proposing on a date with Catherine that he bring the beagles with them if they went bowling, and keeping them locked in a car for the entire date just because "they like being in the car!"
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As a firefighter, you'd be surprised how many people are accusatory or uncooperative with us after a fire. I'd be more angry about the unncessary hazards of the hoarding. Stretching a hand line all over the interior of a house is hard enough without mountains of shit everywhere.
 
kobebyarlant said:
I don't know what his worst crime is, but I've been told by a reliable source (:alog:) that what happens in North Korea is small potatoes compared to it.
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Well DPRK's standard is three generations of family, but the dogs are only two generations of unrelated. I guess that cats could count for extra credit.
 
Poochinski said:
As a firefighter, you'd be surprised how many people are accusatory or uncooperative with us after a fire. I'd be more angry about the unncessary hazards of the hoarding. Stretching a hand line all over the interior of a house is hard enough without mountains of shit everywhere.
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I'd guess it's because the kind of shit for brains hoarder who has their house burn down in the first place is also more likely to be a piece of shit in other ways, too.
 
Most hoarders are extremely unstable mentally to begin with. Trying to remove their things, even if they're on fire, will always create the same negative and distrusting responses. They simply cannot handle not having their things, be it anywhere from family photos to actual, stinking garbage. It's scary stuff.
 
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