Worst things about summer - Complain about summer woes here

[PT 940]

Have you tried buying a fountain drink from the same place or just using a cooling hat instead?
The former can be cheaper than the ice slushes. Especially if you are just going to a convenience store.

Nah I just stay in the house and forsake my slushie dreams

 

[Tiamat]

Dear lord the cicadas. Sometimes their calls are somewhat cathartic and other times I want to pierce my ear drum with an ice pick\

 

[A Grey Cat]

The campers who keep coming to my lake, what part of condemned and keep out can they not understand?

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I don't mind the heat until it gets up over 95, and then I can't even think or speak correctly. I've got shit I need to do at home, but my brain is soup.

 

[Anonymous For This]

FUCKING. TICKS. EVERYWHERE.

 

[LordofTendons]

1. Air conditioning breaks
2. Air conditioning breaks during or right before a 100 degree heat wave so you have to fix it right fucking now
3. It's never a simple fix so you're in the hole for at least $3000

Honorable mention to the faggot across the street who cannot stop revving his motorcycle at all hours all summer long. Not riding it, just sitting in place and revving it for no reason in the heat.

 

[PT 940]

The campers who keep coming to my lake what park of condemned and keep out can they not understand?

ZOMG "lake people"

 

[TiggerNits]

Increased electric bills from having to run AC so much and having zero motivation to do yard work because even at 4800ft, Arizona's summer heat can be brutal.

it was worse when i still owned a Diamond DA20, though. Had to rent a hangar for May-Sept because there was a real danger of the heat damaging the composite wings

 

[FierceBrosnan]

1. Air conditioning breaks
2. Air conditioning breaks during or right before a 100 degree heat wave so you have to fix it right fucking now
3. It's never a simple fix so you're in the hole for at least $3000

Honorable mention to the faggot across the street who cannot stop revving his motorcycle at all hours all summer long. Not riding it, just sitting in place and revving it for no reason in the heat.

I've been there many a time. Nothing like being on the roof changing fuses and installing a new motor in an old ass AC unit in 115 degree Vegas heat. Sweating so bad you can barely hold tools, having to go up and down the ladder because of fucking course switching it bad on popped a breaker, and then silently weeping because it's blowing hot and now you have to somehow procure R-12 refrigerant and that shit is impossible to get. Well fuck you the system is empty anyways so I'm putting in R-134 that I got in bulk from Autozone. SUCK MY CHARBROILED COCK VEGAS SUMMER!

We've got some fucktard that revs his shit at 5am alomost every other day in the neighborhood and I swear someone is going to crack his skull with a tire iron before long.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

The allergens in the air. I need some rain to get that shit out.

 

[betterbullocks]

All these libtard soygoys who joined in 2018 complaining about newfags.

Can confirm.
t. 2019 newfag

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I have heart problems now so working on my yard is much more difficult and time-consuming (I have to take frequent breaks ).

 

[PT 940]

When you walk outside on a windless, cloudless, 110 degree day, this is the song that I hear in my head:

 

[Mrs Paul]

Oh dear god, this fucking heat wave cannot end soon enough! It's in the 90s during the day, and it's only going down into the high 70s at night, and I can't fucking sleep. And when I finally DO manage to fall asleep, it's like an hour before I have to get up.

I can't wait until it breaks early next week. This fucking sucks.

 

[The Last Stand]

Oh dear god, this fucking heat wave cannot end soon enough! It's in the 90s during the day, and it's only going down into the high 70s at night, and I can't fucking sleep. And when I finally DO manage to fall asleep, it's like an hour before I have to get up.

I can't wait until it breaks early next week. This fucking sucks.

It's so hot, you could barely do much outside without being exhausted. Had to cancel plans because we were concerned of heat stroke.

 

[sharpshield]

When I accidentally touch the metal part of the seat belt and sustain (what feels like) 3rd degree burns.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Fucking bugs. They're the niggers of the animal kingdom.
Oh, forgive me Sir Big-Ass Moth for intruding into your domain (which is my fucking kitchen), I just wanted to get a drink, there is no need to bump into me a thousand fucking times

 

[Basic Bleach]

Honestly, moving to the mountains has made me appreciate the constant humidity further south, and miss it. Even when it's bathwater warm and wet outside here, I have to swill nyquil before bed or the nonstop AC all day will turn my sinuses into the Mojave while I sleep. I never had this problem anywhere else. All humid all the time or all dry all the time, please. None of this half and half bullshit.

To combat mosquitos, eat less sweet food. More capsaicin if possible. Or gin and tonic lol.

Wasps and yellowjackets aren't an issue. The crowd of harvestmen hanging around the back door like it's a nightclub, however...
I know they're harmless. My roommate happens to be an arachnophobe.

The ants either invade the house in search of water, or they invade because it rained and they're looking for a dry place. We can't win either way, but it's always worse in summer.

The sun being a literal physical assault. It's mainly my fault for working nights and naturally being the color of parchment, but still.

 

[Cosmos]

I like summer a lot but it's been consistently 90-95 degrees here for the past few days and I'm getting really sick of it. I've just been staying indoors, which is a shame because I wish I could go to the pool. There's not really a point in going though, because it's so hot I'm sure the water would feel like bathwater. Also, I have hella sensitive skin so I'm sure I'd fry to a crisp without slathering myself in sunscreen.

 

[Barnard]

The worst thing is the heat, of course. I have a very low tolerance to heat and end up sitting or lying down and withering all the time. Any prolonged physical activity results in drowning in my own sweat.