Worst threads on Kiwi Farms

[Android raptor]

Any of the cows who've managed to reproduce and are the primary caregivers of their children, since they involve literal, straight up child abuse/neglect

 

[Heckler1]

Any thread about a tranny where everyone posts "it's a man" for 20 pages without adding anything witty or clever.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Noah Antwiler/The Spoony One

There’s literally nothing to talk about. He hasn’t made any content in close to a decade, all his tweets are just the same “I’m sad Trump sucks dog baby talk” his thread got upstaged by his fatass stalker because it’s such a task trying to say anything about him (and she’s not much better content wise)

He throws out a few 15 minute long streams in the past few months and all the retards jizz themselves thinking “Yay! Spoony’s back!” while they throw their welfare money at him in superchats. The streams aren’t worth talking about because he barely says anything and he’s right back to his old sadposting ways again.

Thread sucks. Nothing more to say except the same few talking points already made hundreds of times. Just close the thread and open it again when he dies

 

[Heckler1]

Noah Antwiler/The Spoony One

There’s literally nothing to talk about. He hasn’t made any content in close to a decade, all his tweets are just the same “I’m sad Trump sucks dog baby talk” his thread got upstaged by his fatass stalker because it’s such a task trying to say anything about him (and she’s not much better content wise)

He throws out a few 15 minute long streams in the past few months and all the retards jizz themselves thinking “Yay! Spoony’s back!” while they throw their welfare money at him in superchats. The streams aren’t worth talking about because he barely says anything and he’s right back to his old sadposting ways again.

Thread sucks. Nothing more to say except the same few talking points already made hundreds of times. Just close the thread and open it again when he dies

Pretty much any thread where the person of interest has become a tepid mass of impotent rage and delusional dreams, tends to go this way. The only way new "content" gets generated is if people in the threads can share some sort of experience tangentially related to the person or topic, but it usually just devolves into the same point over and over again.

 

[Neil]

Any of the cows who've managed to reproduce and are the primary caregivers of their children, since they involve literal, straight up child abuse/neglect

sticking a loaded gun in the mouth of a newborn and pulling the trigger is another good, if basic, solution to unwanted pregnancies you couldn't abort as embryos

To get fancy maybe instead feed it some tannerite and take it to the range. With any luck there won't be enough dead baby left to require disposal.

I wonder how hard it would be to do the mortal combat thing w/a newborn and grab it by the head&rip its spine out?

anytime I hear a baby it triggers overwhelming desire to punch the shit out of it until it STFUs.

If I was stuck caring for a baby 24/7 tho it wouldn't be a matter of if, but when that shit would die lol.

People like me having babies is how shit like shaken baby syndrome happens. Some people just do not have the capacity to care for kids.

Strange, I'd think you'd enjoy those threads.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I remember not liking the Lily Peet thread

 

[Skitarii]

This one

 

[Nod Flenders]

Noah Antwiler/The Spoony One

There’s literally nothing to talk about. He hasn’t made any content in close to a decade, all his tweets are just the same “I’m sad Trump sucks dog baby talk” his thread got upstaged by his fatass stalker because it’s such a task trying to say anything about him (and she’s not much better content wise)

He throws out a few 15 minute long streams in the past few months and all the retards jizz themselves thinking “Yay! Spoony’s back!” while they throw their welfare money at him in superchats. The streams aren’t worth talking about because he barely says anything and he’s right back to his old sadposting ways again.

Thread sucks. Nothing more to say except the same few talking points already made hundreds of times. Just close the thread and open it again when he dies

It's true. Spoony hasn't done anything of note recently, it's just him sperging on Twitter. The thread is one of the most boring ones.

 

[thegooddoctor]

DSP thread Is honestly dull af, I can see why he’s a lolcow but nowadays he really doesn’t generate much interest.

 

[Roast]

I get it from the standpoint of archiving drama, but Katzun is boring and only really stands out by having a million subscribers (which the OP even admitted to).

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Almost every thread in Mass Debates is awful.