Would Chris survive Vietnam? A comprehensive analysis - Fuzzy Wuzzy was wrong.

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Flowers For Sonichu said:
Like I said in the OP, my guess is he would just eat at McDonalds or Burger King every day. If you live where westerners live, there are western restaurants. Within walking distance of my hotel there was an Argentinian Steakhouse, three Indian restaurants, an Irish Pub, a bunch of French restaurants (being a former French colony, French restaurants are all over the place), and a couple generic sports bars.

Two of the most popular and available Vietnamese foods, Pho (a fucking awesome soup noodle) and Banh Mi (baguette sandwiches) are not spicy at all.
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Well glad to know there's some nice establishments.
 
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I don't know how well Chris would do there. If he could collect his tugboat and keep to himself then maybe. It seems unlikely that you could collect it while living in another country.

Assuming that he could keep it, he could probably at least survive (assuming he has some place to live). I doubt Chris would be able to find a job there because he doesn't shower and acts like a complete tard. If Chris wanted to be an English teacher (at an actual school) wouldn't he need some sort of degree? Since Chris would have trouble learning the language I doubt he would even be able to find a job in fast food. Unless everyone in Vietnam frequently speaks English.

In what capacity is English mandatory in their school system? Is it something they have to study for years or is it something that only gets studied for a bit like English in Japan? In the case of the latter pretty much nobody can actually speak or read English.

And isn't the whole white worship thing a myth?
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
I don't know how well Chris would do there. If he could collect his tugboat and keep to himself then maybe. It seems unlikely that you could collect it while living in another country.

Assuming that he could keep it, he could probably at least survive (assuming he has some place to live). I doubt Chris would be able to find a job there because he doesn't shower and acts like a complete tard. If Chris wanted to be an English teacher (at an actual school) wouldn't he need some sort of degree? Since Chris would have trouble learning the language I doubt he would even be able to find a job in fast food. Unless everyone in Vietnam frequently speaks English.

In what capacity is English mandatory in their school system? Is it something they have to study for years or is it something that only gets studied for a bit like English in Japan?

And isn't the whole white worship thing a myth?
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It's nearly impossible to get skin product without it having some sort of bleach for it.

There's a lot of private for profits that don't give a shit about qualifications because all they want is a white native English speaker. They'd rather have a drooling autist rather than a local with a PhD in education due to internalized racism. Some of the dumbest mother fuckers I met in my life are English teachers in Asia.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
And isn't the whole white worship thing a myth?
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its completely real

Flowers For Sonichu said:
There's a lot of private for profits that don't give a shit about qualifications because all they want is a white native English speaker. They'd rather have a drooling autist rather than a local with a PhD in education due to internalized racism. Some of the dumbest mother fuckers I met in my life are English teachers in Asia.
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imagine an entire generation of mongs speaking exactly like chris

maybe we should send him to vietnam
 
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Real Vietnamese, living in both South and North here.
If Chris ever come to Vietnam, his autistic behavior will make him a living meme of the local people. The chance Chris would be a mascot of some Vietnamese facebook page is highly unlikely (basically what happen to every Vietnamese lolcow if they haven't go to jail for doing something stupid yet).
The best part is the people will video Chris and troll him everyday, but he will never realize and might even doing humiliate shit on himself
 
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Could chris speak vietnamese?
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He barely speaks English.

Could Chris pretend he was still in the US, but have his tugboat deposited to a bank account that he accesses from Vietnam? I don't know how the banking system works over there.

And as other suggested, with his poor money skills, how long would he be dressed as a tranny Colossal Sonichu or whatever turning tricks for fast food money?
 
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Yep, this is gonna be Chris. No understand about the culture then get shitted on mercilessly by the local.
Also he can purchase almost whatever he want with his US tugboat since everything was cheap af in US dollar.
 
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K107 said:
Real Vietnamese, living in both South and North here.
If Chris ever come to Vietnam, his autistic behavior will make him a living meme of the local people. The chance Chris would be a mascot of some Vietnamese facebook page is highly unlikely (basically what happen to every Vietnamese lolcow if they haven't go to jail for doing something stupid yet).
The best part is the people will video Chris and troll him everyday, but he will never realize and might even doing humiliate shit on himself
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$500 a month goes to feeding Chris and the crowdfund to ship him to Vietnam is still $0 (:_(
 
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Came here expecting a Vietnam war analysis, but this isn't bad either.

Wonder if he realizes/accepts that his chances for a sweetheart increase if he goes to any country near the equator.
 
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