Containment Would Chris Survive Vietnam?

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I think he'd do a pretty good job tbh the cost of living is much cheaper so he'd have more money for vidya and they like white people so he'd probably even be able to find a well-paying job

 

[Cuck Norris]

I don't think he would make it through bootcamp.

Spoiler

 

[Asandy31]

Sure, and he'd probably eat a dog and a cat without being promoted to do so

 

[Mr. 0]

God damn it I thought you meant the war fuck it I'll say anyway

Would the Viet Cong be able to survive Agent Orange Brown?

 

[Asandy31]

I think he'd do a pretty good job tbh the cost of living is much cheaper so he'd have more money for vidya and they like white people so he'd probably even be able to find a well-paying job

Yeah, they like white people, but their women are not too keen on being manhandled by disgusting white wannabe trannies who can't wipe or poop in the toilet

 

[Asperchewy]

Only if instead of Agent Orange, he was sprayed with Agent Blue. Then maybe he wouldn't be so crazy if everyone had blue arms, and morbid disabilities.

 

[Apocalypso]

We'd all be very Hanoi-ed if he did.

 

[ActualKiwi]

He'd either catch some terrible disease, fall in a pit trap (the VCs played nasty with those), be savaged by some dangerous animal (poisonous or otherwise) or step on a landmine.

 

[Bassomatic]

Chris :
I worry that Ruby might not understand what I've tried to be. And if I were to be killed, Synder, I would want someone to go to my home and tell Ruby everything. Everything I did, everything you saw, because there's nothing that I detest more than the stench of lies. And if you understand me, Synder, you will do this for me.

What do you call it when the Trolls accuse the trolls? A lie. A lie and we have to be merciful.

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Goddammit, people....

 

[John Daker]

He'd be a ladyboy hooker and keep troop morale high.

 

[Trilby]

I suppose if they simply left him in an apartment flat, gave him a tugboat to spend all he wants if he ordered online, he may never leave his soup hotel again! It's a start!

 

[Lipitor]

Chris would never make it into the army. They're fine with you being pretty fucking stupid, but he's too stupid even for army stupid. Plus they didn't let fags in the armed forces back then.

 

[millais]

They have had McDonalds in Vietnam for many years now and they probably have free wi-fi at those locations too, so he should be good.

 

[VLAD]

"I love the smell of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS in the morning."

 

[Trilby]

They have had McDonalds in Vietnam for many years now and they probably have free wi-fi at those locations too, so he should be good.

No actually, it's only been fairly recently McD's has been in Vietnam.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/10/travel/mcdonalds-opens-in-vietnam/