Would God use the Kiwi Farms?

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Let's face it, if there is an all knowing God (vs a limited God who can only set things in motion, and not solve things as they are) then there is a significant chance they would be like "lol let's laugh at the the retarded creatures". God, is meant to be omnipresent. This means god phonebooks everything, and has their very own archive. Of course, God is meant to be omnipotent and so is perfectly willing to let cows do stupid shit for shits and giggles. Yet, there should be no surprises if they are omniscient. Or, so it would seem.

And, the only logical explanation as to why a loving god would create man, and the world around them is out of a bemusement, a mere curiosity. This fits into the usage of the farms user as someone who would use the site out of a curiosity. A desire to know more.

So, I find the only explanation of God to be a figure as someone who would enjoy what they have created, and would like down upon the low lives they created. How can we know that Gods form of love is the same kind of love as humanity?

 

[Just A Butt]

What does God need with a starship?

 

[Chilson]

What does God need with a starship?

Every man, woman and godlike being needs a kickass pussy wagon

 

[23iwakura23]

I dunno, this site talks about troons all day...St. Augustine talks about galli priests of attis and cybele. The very first canon of the council of Nicaea is about banning castrati from the priesthood. Nothing new under the sun!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

yes I would

 

[Lokenstien]

"The Creator would appear as endowed with a passion for stars, on the one hand, and for beetles on the other, for the simple reason that there are nearly 300,000 species of beetle known, and perhaps more, as compared with somewhat less than 9,000 species of birds and a little over 10,000 species of mammals. Beetles are actually more numerous than the species of any other insect order." - J.B.S. Haldane and Stephen Gould in What is life?

 

[Tom Malvoro Riddle]

no

 

[Divine Power]

Well a lot of God are using Kiwifarms right here already so I would assume, Yes.

 

[-=God=-]

Ok but just this once.

 

[peachlover669]

Yeah,

 

[King Metalia]

Hopefully a God with a good sense of humor.

 

[Londo]

What does God need with a starship?

Fuck you beat me to it

 

[Caligura]

 

[Black Man Underwear]

He already is.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

What does God need with a starship?

Never saw the scene before. Every youtube version is someone filming their tv screen. Godspeed to boomers who made me able to watch this.

 

[Metallic Blood]

Being serious and ignoring all God's teachings about love and respecting each other in the Bible, what would he see here that he didn't anywhere else?

He probably saw a million Chris-chans being born and a million Chris-chans returning to dust. His Son (or Himself depending who you ask) felt the suffering of every sin conceived by humanity, including the horrifying things that lolcows do here. This place might as well be considered a baby playground.

 

[Divine Power]

Yes