Would Null be a good roommate?

[HackerX]

Pros
-Kinda based and redpilled
-Probably would show you the shit people send him that he doesn't announce
-Presumably never late on bills
-Balcony vegetables

Cons
-Potential home invasion by crazed troons
-Put on governmentt watchlist
-Fat people eating on display all the time
-Might be a glow in the dark

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

As long as he doesn't bother me, cleans up and pays his shit on time, he's fine.

 

[User names must be unique]

I feel like null would skin you alive if you accidentally took something of his from the fridge.

 

[MrTroll]

No, he seems like the kind of person who uses his roommate's toothbrush because he's too cheap to buy his own. Gross.

 

[King Fructose]

I might be a little annoyed by the constant stream of Deathfat "guests" coming and going but otherwise should be ok.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I feel like null would skin you alive if you accidentally took something of his from the fridge.

I feel like null would force you to eat everything in his fridge.

 

[David Brown]

No way would I want to live with null. I love you buddy but I've lived with weirdos. All the surface weirdness they display in public is just the tip of the iceberg. I'm sure he has some very weird quirks and habits nobody knows about. That's not to say that I am not guilty of that sort of thing too, but I'm also not interested in inviting it into my life. I'll just enjoy Mad at the Internet content from a comfortable distance of half the globe.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

You had me at balcony vegetables.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

Yea if he has good hygiene and knows to give me some privacy I am fine with it.

Spoiler

He's pretty cute.