Would you bang a midget?

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Fucking midgets and dwarfs move so weird.

Normal humans move their femur and the the shin and foot forward when they walk. "Little People" just shuffle their hips and thrust their whole leg forward. It's like they're walking on stilts or something. They walk like they just spent 12 hours riding a horse. They walk like a porn star who set the new gang bang record. Bow-legged freaks.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Fucking midgets and dwarfs move so weird.

Normal humans move their femur and the the shin and foot forward when they walk. "Little People" just shuffle their hips and thrust their whole leg forward. It's like they're walking on stilts or something. They walk like they just spent 12 hours riding a horse. They walk like a porn star who set the new gang bang record. Bow-legged freaks.
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Oh you are talking mostly about Dwarfism.
 
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b0x said:
Oh you are talking mostly about Dwarfism.
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That video didn't show them walking weirdly. Something from Willow or whatever that TLC show with dwarfs would be better. Your link looks like a porno preshoot. Disgusting!
 
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b0x said:
Oh you are talking mostly about Dwarfism.
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I think I've seen pictures of the one in black, it's weird seeing her without all of the shit they do to doctor images.

Nevermind, that was just Laci Green I was thinking of.
 
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The first couple look like you could just pretend they're a short girl. But a supermidget is a hard bargain, especially if they have a weird midget voice, that would be the worst bonerkiller.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Powerlevel Story Time

Once I went to the bar. Drinking and having a good time. Then I met a woman I had worked with. "Hey, I know you" she said, "We worked together". This lady was a former meth head and had no teeth and was what you would imagine white trash to look like.

We talked for a while and she said she wanted me to meet her daughter. Her daughter was like 4'3", fat, and kind of ugly.

So I talked to the daughter. "What do you do?" She just got out of prison and didn't have a job., "Any kids?" Yeah, she has one or two, she doesn't remember, "Wanna fuck?" Yeah, she's down. I proceed to buy her a lot of shots of "Hot Damn".

We dance the night away and the bar closes.

I'm pretty drunk and she is too. We decide to walk to her house, right down the road. It wasn't very far. About halfway she says she needs to piss and goes off the road and does her business. A few minutes later she needs to vomit and proceeds to puke her guts out. "Do you still want to fuck?" she asks me.

So we go to her house, which is her parent's house. We fuck. Me fucking a midget felon in her parents' house after she peed in the bushes and puked.

I wake up in the morning and go to leave, The dad greets me and asks if I want coffee. I decline.

I exit the home and there is a pet goat bleating right outside the door.

Then I walked about 5 miles home, showered, and went to work.
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I hope you wrapped it or you'd better get an HIV test man
 
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