Would you be a warden in an asylum for mentally insane shrimp?

[Sundae]

If there was an asylum built specifically for mentally insane shrimp (including shrimp sized straightjackets) would you work there as a warden?

 

[SandyCat]

How much does it pay?

 

[MrTroll]

Only if the straightjackets are made out of garlic and butter.

 

[Sundae]

How much does it pay?

For the sake of argument, let's say it's around $85,000 a year, but the asylum is in a small town in the deep South with low cost of living and friendly locals.

 

[Mulva69]

Not if there's any Pistol Shrimps because I try to stay away from retards with guns.

 

[JOHN SHRIMP DOE]

I was made for this

 

[Your Starter for 10]

My conscience couldn't handle it. Because they're not all crazy, they're just a little shellfish.