Would you be Mohammed bin Salman's personal executioner?

[JamusActimus]

Sunday Morning, after a long night of shitposting you're awoken by the sound of a myriad of car outside. You sprint towards your window and you see a huge line of limousines. What is happening?


Someone knock on the door,you see 2 mens in black with sunglasses.Shit maybe your shitposting has gone too far. Fear the glowniggers you open quickly. As you open after a quick glace behind them the two mens step to the side.

Bin Salman crown prince of Saudia Arabia is in front of you.He tells you he need a new executioner and judging by your internet history you might be up to the test. A man in black and sunglasses most likely a bodyguard comes with a wodden box which he opens.

All expensed are coverted,you will have a special retirement pension plan.
The state will give you a car,a wife and a beautifull place to live
You will be payed 10 000 dollards petrol/0.15 bitcoin/6000 bat you get to choose.
The prince is waiting

 

[JamusActimus]

I need the poll for a school project btw

 

[JoshPlz]

Nah, fuck sandniggers.

 

[The Last Stand]

How many virgins?

 

[AJneedsElocution]

Q1. What tribe will i be depleting with my newly bestowed blade

Q2. Do i get to keep the blade afterwards? i have no doubt some redditor would pay top dollar for such an artifact.They do love their cosplay and larping afterall

 

[JamusActimus]

How many virgins?

As many as members online now

Q1. What tribe will i be depleting with my newly bestowed blade

Q2. Do i get to keep the blade afterwards? i have no doubt some redditor would pay top dollar for such an artifact.They do love their cosplay and larping afterall

Q1. Infidels fellow mudslimes
Q2. You either keep it if you're a good executioner or get beheaded by it

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Sunday Morning, after a long night of shitposting you're awoken by the sound of a myriad of car outside. You sprint towards your window and you see a huge line of limousines. What is happening?


Someone knock on the door,you see 2 mens in black with sunglasses.Shit maybe your shitposting has gone too far. Fear the glowniggers you open quickly. As you open after a quick glace behind them the two mens step to the side.
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Bin Salman crown prince of Saudia Arabia is in front of you.He tells you he need a new executioner and judging by your internet history you might be up to the test. A man in black and sunglasses most likely a bodyguard comes with a wodden box which he opens.
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All expensed are coverted,you will have a special retirement pension plan.
The state will give you a car,a wife and a beautifull place to live
You will be payed 10 000 dollards petrol/0.15 bitcoin/6000 bat you get to choose.
The prince is waitingView attachment 2085288

10k is a lot low.

 

[Radical Cadre]

I have read all 28 volumes of Lone Wolf and Cub, seen the entire Yorozuya Kinnosuke television show, watched all six Tomisaburō Wakayama movies and I even read the alright sequel series. Didn't see the stage performances. And I was unfortunately subjected to the trash that is Shogun Assassin.

I was born for this. And after he betrays me and kills my wife, I will destroy the entire nation before finally catching up with him and delivering an immensely satisfying and intense ending that leaves readers in shock and awe.

 

[draggs]

10k per execution?

 

[Bass]

Sure why not. I have some hangmen up in the family tree a few greats back. It be nice to get into the family business again.

 

[Radical Cadre]

10k per execution?

500 gold pieces.