would you date a girl who poops?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

let's say you meet a girl, she seems nice, but you later find out she poops. would you still date her?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yes. Why do you think I got the glass coffee table?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

as long as they’re dainty little poopsies not something that resembles king kongs finger

 

[Kosher Dill]

Sure, just for the weird novelty factor.

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

No girls don't poop therefore it's clearly a trany

 

[DankSmoker]

As long as she does it in the toilet, I'm never dating a pajeet.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

As long as she does it in the toilet,

American or Japanese toilet?

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

My experience with pooping ladies tells me no, they are not worth dating.

 

[DankSmoker]

American or Japanese toilet?

I dont have a trench in my bathroom, or necessarily understand how those work. So its porcelain throne or no go.

Unless you're talking about one of those advanced Japanese toilets that sings to you while cleaning your butthole, because then I would be the luddite.