Would you fuck a super hot alien babe even if it meant creating a divide between aliens and humans?

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dick brain said:
If you mean space aliens, then fuck no, I don't know what kind of STDs those things got.

If you're asking if I'd fuck a latina to build the border wall, then fuck no, I don't know what kind of STDs those things got.
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The alien STD's are like this
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The latina STD's are like this
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Would 7 of 9 count as an alien chick? I don't watch Star Trek so I don't know the rules, but if so then yeah.

Fun fact about Jeri Ryan though, her pussy single-handedly changed the course of American political history over the course of the last 25 years. She was married to Jack Ryan, who was in-line to replace Senator Fitzgerald. Except their divorce papers were leaked during the campaign in 2004, and they described their forays into sex clubs all over the country. When that became public it basically sank his campaign, and his challenger was some unknown from Illinois named Barack Obama. Obama of course went on to win, and with his platform in the Senate, quickly became the future face of the Democrat Party and President.

If Obama wasn't in office, we probably don't end up with Trump or Biden. We probably end up with McCain vs Hillary in 2008, likely leading to President McCain. If that happens, then Trump probably never happens. Hillary probably runs against McCain in 2012 and 2016 and eventually wins.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is Jeri Ryan probably saved us from President Hillary Clinton, simply by not being freaky enough to just whore herself out in sex clubs. Does that answer the question?
 
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Unarmed Gunman said:
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Would 7 of 9 count as an alien chick? I don't watch Star Trek so I don't know the rules, but if so then yeah.

Fun fact about Jeri Ryan though, her pussy single-handedly changed the course of American political history over the course of the last 25 years. She was married to Jack Ryan, who was in-line to replace Senator Fitzgerald. Except their divorce papers were leaked during the campaign in 2004, and they described their forays into sex clubs all over the country. When that became public it basically sank his campaign, and his challenger was some unknown from Illinois named Barack Obama. Obama of course went on to win, and with his platform in the Senate, quickly became the future face of the Democrat Party and President.

If Obama wasn't in office, we probably don't end up with Trump or Biden. We probably end up with McCain vs Hillary in 2008, likely leading to President McCain. If that happens, then Trump probably never happens. Hillary probably runs against McCain in 2012 and 2016 and eventually wins.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is Jeri Ryan probably saved us from President Hillary Clinton, simply by not being freaky enough to just whore herself out in sex clubs. Does that answer the question?
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Shut up nerd.
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
Sure, why not?
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This alien woman actually changes sex in the middle of the "performance" to male, in order to preserve gametes until conception, and in the process their skin drastically changes pH levels, corroding your weak human skin and triggering a severe & chronic allergic reaction.

Well, have fun.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
This alien woman actually changes sex in the middle of the "performance" to male, in order to preserve gametes until conception, and in the process their skin drastically changes pH levels, corroding your weak human skin and triggering a severe & chronic allergic reaction.

Well, have fun.
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I can deal with half of that.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
This alien woman actually changes sex in the middle of the "performance" to male, in order to preserve gametes until conception, and in the process their skin drastically changes pH levels, corroding your weak human skin and triggering a severe & chronic allergic reaction.

Well, have fun.
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Maybe what he thought was an alien woman wasn't a woman at all because the aliens are actually some kind of triploid race and instead he is impregnated and half alien half human larvae begin growing inside his ballsack until one day he painfully ejects 1358 larvae approximately 0.5" long and 0.25" wide through his urethra.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
This alien woman actually changes sex in the middle of the "performance" to male, in order to preserve gametes until conception, and in the process their skin drastically changes pH levels, corroding your weak human skin and triggering a severe & chronic allergic reaction.

Well, have fun.
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I drink a universal solvent and breathe corrosive gasses every day, the alien should be scared of me.
 
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