Would you help the Neko Rights Movement on solving the Tophat problem?

[NekoRightsActivist]

Tophats are the essential ingredients of creating neko brainworms, but right now we are on the low supplies of it. Can you help us? Support the Neko Rights Movement by donating tophats today!

 

[Skitarii]

Wha...?

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

You aren’t funny and you never will be.

 

[RollerGator]

Someone should donate a B to the back of your H

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

You aren’t funny and you never will be.

Someone should donate a B to the back of your H

UwU UwU UwU *naughty kawaii giggles*

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You gave Spider-Man autism and he cringed himself so much that he’s back in the hospital, again.

 

[Jason Wynn]

How about a bowler derby? They look much nicer than top hats don’t you think?

 

[SofondaCox]

Why aren't you funny? What's the point of the gimmick?

It would be okay if you disappeared.

 

[Medulseur]

 

[Space_Dandy]

I would help you out my little friend, except I am contractually obligated to award each of your posts with an autism sticker, and @Null asshole only lets us give one exclusively.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Why aren't you funny? What's the point of the gimmick?

It would be okay if you disappeared.

Humm, so you people don't think I'm joking.... That must mean I'm genuinely kawaii! I KNOW I MUST HAVE BEEN CUUUUUUTTTEEEEEE AL THE TIMES UwU UwU UwU

 

[Ultrapenguin]

It's ok NRA, I support your hobbies unconventional as they may be.

Also years back an Australian woman told me they called those tiny top hats "derby hats", but I think she may have been lying to me because google doesn't seem to agree.

I would help you out my little friend, except I am contractually obligated to award each of your posts with an autism sticker, and @Null asshole only lets us give one exclusively.

Well Josh did gave NRA one of his rare stickers on stream, making him kiwi farms grade certified autistic.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Also years back an Australian woman told me they called those tiny top hats "derby hats", but I think she may have been lying to me because google doesn't seem to agree.

Derby is the American name for Bowler hats which are British. And they're curved/rounded where's a 'top hat' is more cylindrical wether it be short or tall.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Here are some British hats:

They were on sale at Costco.

 

[Soycast Guy]

You aren’t funny and you never will be.

Took the words right out of my mouth.