Would you let Tommy Tooter finger your butthole if it saved a dog from having its butthole fingered?

[Bob's Vagene]

Or would you sit by while he fingered the dogs butthole?

 

[A Gay Retard]

Is the dog I’m saving from getting fingered gonna get fingered by Tom? If so I think my dog could take one for the team

Edit: I see that it’s my butthole on the line. Fuck that dog

 

[AMERIMUTT1776]

Hell no

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"I don't believe in the no win scenario." - Admiral James T. Kirk

 

[Johnny Salami]

I'd hold OP down and let Tommy finger him then while distracted kill Tommy and then let OP know he's a necrophiliac

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You should let him lick the inside of your urethra.

 

[Pruto]

I'm a dog so it would be redundant.