Would you like fries with that?

[Penis Drager]

I apologize. No substitutions allowed.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yes please.

 

[TFT-A9]

Why would I want fries with popcorn?

 

[Not Really Here]

If you are selling shoestring fries I will murder you.
No Minecraft.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What kind of Fries? Cause if we are talking Nacho Fries then fuck yes.

 

[Penis Drager]

What kind of Fries? Cause if we are talking Nacho Fries then fuck yes.

No nacho fries unfortunately. We have shoestring, wedges, and hash fries. For an extra $1.49 we can do curly fries as well. All options can be upgraded to sweet potato fries for an extra 50 cents.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

upgraded to sweet potato fries

Kiwis, I think its time to have ourselves an Old Fashioned Lynching.

Sweet Potatos are terrible, and Sweet Potato Fries are a fucking sin.

 

[TFT-A9]

dude it's been 45 minutes where's my damn popcorn

 

[Not Really Here]

Kiwis, I think its time to have ourselves an Old Fashioned Lynching.

Sweet Potatos are terrible, and Sweet Potato Fries are a fucking sin.

The shoestring fries did it for me, I'm down.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The shoestring fries did it for me, I'm down.
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Burn it down

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[Penis Drager]

dude it's been 45 minutes where's my damn popcorn

I apologize for the inconvenience. Our popcorn machine is currently out of order. Can we interest you in shoestring sweet potato fries? Free of charge! We value our customers and hate to disappoint.

 

[TFT-A9]

I apologize for the inconvenience. Our popcorn machine is currently out of order. Can we interest you in shoestring sweet potato fries? Free of charge! We value our customers and hate to disappoint.

...

Y'all got enough rope or should I just bring a baseball bat

 

[Not Really Here]

shoestring sweet potato fries

This is a crime against humanity and I'm notifying the Hague.

 

[lurk_moar]

Ding fries are done.

 

[Solid Snek]

No substitutions is fine; I'd be happy to pay full price for a separate order.

What else is on your menu?