Would you name your dog "Richard"?

[Death Grip]

No.Fucking.Way.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

@big ups liquid richard

lil richard or lil ritchie are acceptable in my book

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

Only if he was a dick.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I might name someone else’s dog Richard.

 

[Baguette Child]

imagine joining kiwi farms just to ask if Richard is a cool dog's name

It would be like joining ISIS to ask which fast food restaurant has the best chicken sandwich.

 

[AsbestosFlaygon]

I can't say I've ever wanted to call my dog a dick, so I gotta give a no to that chief.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

No

What if we named the dog "Harvey"

 

[DocHoliday1977]

What if we named the dog "Harvey"

My dog deserves better.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

My dog deserves better.

Biiiiiitch don't lie. You are the dog in that relationship and dress your pussy up in peanut butter

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Biiiiiitch don't lie. You are the dog in that relationship and dress your pussy up in peanut butter

If you want to make me the killer pit bull that latches on to Harvey's fat jowls and rips out his neck. Ok go ahead.

I get fucked by men. Real men. My past boyfriends were long endowed muscle men. I have no clue what tiny dicked shit you're talking about,

 

[Niggaplease]

If you want to make me the killer pit bull that latches on to Harvey's fat jowls and rips out his neck. Ok go ahead.

I get fucked by men. Real men. My past boyfriends were long endowed muscle men. I have no clue what tiny dicked shit you're talking about,

nigga I took a train of big black dicks for lulz, made a few men my simps; you ain't got nothing on this level of whoredom.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

nigga I took a train of big black dicks for lulz, made a few men my simps; you ain't got nothing on this level of whoredom.

Shut up Michael, gag. That's nothing to be proud of.

 

[Niggaplease]

Shut up Michael, gag. That's nothing to be proud of.

well so is bragging about fucking real men. nigga

 

[DocHoliday1977]

well so is bragging about fucking real men. nigga

Cause none of them were you? Dang it Michael, really?

 

[Niggaplease]

Cause none of them were you? Dang it Michael, really?

I know it's hard for you to believe but I'm really a dog; on the internet.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I know it's hard for you to believe but I'm really a dog; on the internet.

Michael, nothing surprises me about you except that you're married. I need a normal man to convince to marry me so this drug laden convo doesn't get repeated.

https://youtu.be/d6qc9ZMuVOU

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Why name your dog Richard when you can just name him Dick? And if he has black fur, he can be Black Dick. Or White Dick if he has white fur. Yellow Dick for a Golden Retriever.

Then if someone tries to call him Richard, you say, "That's not his name" and enjoy the discomfort.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Maybe Richard I or King Richard I, even better if it's a tiny dog

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Stop drinking @Niggaplease

 

[Niggaplease]

Michael, nothing surprises me about you except that you're married. I need a normal man to convince to marry me so this drug laden convo doesn't get repeated.

https://youtu.be/d6qc9ZMuVOU

even if I were a man I wouldn't stick that dick in crazy. but I'm not. so yeah.