Would You Rather Encounter a Man Who Identifies As a Bear, or a Bear Who Identifies As a Man?

[Drip Torch]

I'm totally a real bear! Honest.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

The bear who identifies as a man is basically a bearwere. The opposite of a werebear. A poor bear who wakes up in a completely different body, confused, scared and understandably upset. Just give them a wide berth like with normal bears.

But the other thing is just a furry

 

[Male Idiot]

If you are a gay vampire, you can have both.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

Spoiler alert: this is the bear