Would you rather get ultra severe diarrhea or ultra severe constipation?

Would you rather get ultra severe diarrhea or ultra severe constipation?

  • Diarrhea

    Votes: 31 83.8%

  • Constipation

    Votes: 6 16.2%
  • Total voters
    37
Can we treat the constipation in any way, or do we have to rough it out? There are things you can do to help with constipation but not a whole lot with diarrhea.
 
Rozzy said:
Not long ago I had a severe case of food poisoning which left me weak and bedbound. It came without warning when I suddenly felt sick and not being able to get to the bathroom in time I grabbed a hoodie and threw up on it, soon after I got stomach cramps and the diarrhea was pouring out of me. Sickness lasted for over a day but I felt weak for days after.
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Did you shit in the hood of the hoodie as well?
 
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I had some pretty gnarly diarrhea over the weekend. I got some gas station ice cream on Friday night that had very obviously been melted and re-frozen but I ate it anyway.
 
I'd take some stool softener and go with constipation. Shitting all day sucks and I know Elvis died from it but I'm also not a 50 year old junkie. I think I'd survive and post my shit on Instagram.
 
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The elephant so I could use its trunk like a safety belt holding me to the bowl with the explosive shits.
 
Option one. Optimistically I just have to rehydrate

Elephant even if there's a second death option
 
Almighty Space Duck said:
The elephant so I could use its trunk like a safety belt holding me to the bowl with the explosive shits.
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You will have to decline the elegant elephant's advances at all times by slapping it and telling it to go away. The animal is not trying to help you and snorting shit might upset it.
 
I had C. Diff once and shat out my insides in gushes. I was seriously considering the poop transplant, it was so bad. But then I experienced all the binding joy of iron supplements during pregnancy. Constipation can be infinitely more uncomfortable than the worst diarrhea.

Diarrhea leaves you no time to think in between cramping and running and cleaning up. It just comes at you, and you have to ride out the waves of misery. With constipation, time slows and you can't do anything other than think about why your body is so uncomfortable.
 
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I'll take option C bob zoom toilet meeting, if i shit bad enough everyone will leave from the stench.

I'm currently typing this while i suffer from explosive diahrrea, i stand by my original comment constipation over diahrrea. I nearly shit myself on the way home because someone thinks its a good idea to shut train station toilets after 3 pm.
 
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