Would you rather live in an empty house or in a hoarder-like house?

[Dan D. Mann]

As the title says, would you prefer living in an empty house which consists of just a toilet bucket, portable stove and a mattress or would you prefer living in a CWC style (or worse) house so full of shit that you can't even move around properly?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Is it my own stuff?

 

[Vingle]

Hoarder house and get someone else to move it for me.

 

[Dan D. Mann]

Is it my own stuff?

No, it's someone else's house.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Empty, everyone knows you can focus better and are less stressed when your space isn't cluttered.


edit: well I say everyone, but...

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Empty. Feng Shui aside, there's serious health risks in a severely cluttered environment ranging from mold and bugs to full-blown gypsy infestations.

 

[MrTroll]

I'd love to live in a hoarder house with hundreds of old pillows that I could make a huge pillow fort out of.

 

[Wingnut]

This isn't even a contest. Empty house easy.
I'll sleep on cold tile floors with no bedding before I'll sleep in a previously white bed stained brown that smells like cat piss and moldy fast food.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Both are pretty depressing, but the empty house is more mentally healthy. I could just live by a minimalist Buddhist philosophy and meditate in the park all day, and only come home to cook up my alms on the stove and sleep on the mattress.

 

[Billy Beer]

What's the hoarder shit? Is it blow up dolls, old copies of Viz, smelly cumsocks or what? Help me out here

 

[Dan D. Mann]

What's the hoarder shit? Is it blow up dolls, old copies of Viz, smelly cumsocks or what? Help me out here

All of those.

 

[DerKryptid]

A monastic cell or barb's house?

Answer is obvious

 

[Pee Cola]

Empty house. Although I wouldn't even bother with a proper mattress; an air mattress would do me.

Basically, if all I needed to move house was one trip in a Honda Fit from my old house to my new house, I'd be a happy bunny. Bear in mind this would include a bar fridge and (maybe) a small washing machine. I need my luxuries.

 

[Billy Beer]

All of those.

Horder house then. Lemme get some realdolls pregnant with cummy socks

 

[mr.moon1488]

Empty. Both would suck, but a horder house sucks and is disgusting.

 

[Dufe]

Trying to get my mess under control. Its our mess but im the only doing shit. She was worried id make her do all the work. Fuck off... Anyway gimme a new empty home I'll inevitably ruin

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Empty, had a family member who was a filthy hoarder. I hate clutter with a passion.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I’d say empty 99% of the time. The 1% being it’s an eccentric old rich dude and I could sell all his crap for a slight profit.

 

[Solid Snek]

What's the hoarder shit? Is it blow up dolls, old copies of Viz, smelly cumsocks or what? Help me out here

All of them and more.

I'd go for the hoarder house myself, because it's always an adventure, and if you get bored finding new things to stub your toe on, you can kick back on a pile of disused Legos and read the Viz. I'm sure there's still issues of Pathetic Sharks I haven't read yet.