Would you rather sing everything or sound like a pajeet?

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

You gain the ability to speak every human language past or present, but you either:

A. Have a perfect, native accent, but you can only sing. You can never speak. You sing very well, but it has no off switch.

B. You can speak like normal, but only with a horrifying pajeet accent. The thickest "thank you, come again" Apu-ass accent straight out of a call center. Except when you speak Hindi, then you have a thick american accent.

Which would you pick?

 

[Syzyg]

Option B. I'd love to know what speaking Irish with an Indian accent would sound like.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’ll sing. If I can do it very well at least I can make some good money.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

Speaking the Epic of Gilgamesh in the original language perfectly would be pretty keyed.