Would you rather spend a day alone with P. Diddy, or Nick Rekieta?

[Crocodylus Acutus]

In this scenario, P. Diddy hasn't touched an anus in over a month, and Nick Rekieta has been drinking nonstop for over a month (he also has the balldo on). You cant leave until 24 hours have passed.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Rekieta isn't a nigger and I could both outdrink and outwrestle him without issues.

 

[OrionBalls]

I'll take Nick. Drunks are pretty easy to handle when they're that far into a bender. I'll just hide the booze and let him going into puking shaking detox.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Rekieta isn't a nigger and I could both outdrink and outwrestle him without issues.

I'm sure Rekieta would very much enjoy wrestling with another man.

 

[draggs]

Rackets

Both would want me to cuck them but Rackets wouldn't want me to touch his dick after

I think

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Rekeita because he will probably succumb to his full blown AIDS before the 24 hours is up.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Maybe I can convince Diddy to give me a buncha money.

 

[eatler]

I’d only pick rekata because I know him more. Also I want to pet the ceiling cats.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

diddy would try and fuck you in the ass and he'd have no qualms about using a gun as a threat. Rackets might want to fuck you in the ass, but he's too emaciated and blitzed to do anything.

 

[Cytotoxic Positivity]

I choose death
... but Rackets is a pussy and Diddy wants to use my ass as one, so... Nick.

 

[Jalal-Ibn-Jalal]

Rekieta. he's either too drunk to care or so drunk that he's funny. Either way, I won't get molested.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

Imagine choosing to spend time with puff daddy, a nigger.

 

[Swine Schwein]

Well if I had to be with one of them I wouldn't be alone, would I

This question was a trick and a trap

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Rekieta, so I can finally be Eskimo Brothers with Drexel. No, I don't care if he says he never touched Our Wife. I don't believe him.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Nick, he’d at least share his drugs. I don’t do blow but I think I’d have to in order to survive the 24 hrs with him.

 

[DankSmoker]

Nick seems into warhammer lore so I'd just ask questions about that gay nerd shit until the time is up, taking an occasional key bump to keep myself awake.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Diddy is rich, I'd beg him for a grant to open a black owned business with my fake black girlfriend, or some other race based grift.

 

[Misery Niggas]

Diddy is basically the NiggerFaggot Epstein and Rekieta is a conniving cokehead asshole.

i'd still go with rekieta becuase he's not a fucking ape and is the lesser of the two evils.

 

[Caesar]

I'm not a preteen boy or a woman, so I guess maybe Diddy because there's a chance I could snatch his wallet, and I'm sure he's also got enough coke to go round.

 

[rel=alternate]

That's an easy one, Either way, I get free booze and coke.

I'll take Nick.

At least, I might get to fuck his wife, and I am not too worried about him overpowering me.

Puffy is a lunatic who will rape me at point blank range.