Would you rather spend a day alone with P. Diddy, or Nick Rekieta?

[Crocodylus Acutus]

In this scenario, P. Diddy hasn't touched an anus in over a month, and Nick Rekieta has been drinking nonstop for over a month (he also has the balldo on). You cant leave until 24 hours have passed.

 

[parsnip]

I don't know if being a woman makes me more or less safe around these two. Can I choose the bear?

 

[Robert Cummings]

Can I spend the day cuddled in between both of them?

 

[Waifu Days]

Question, is Nicky's stream (when is he not whoring for the camera) being sponsored by BlueChew®? The answer may determine my choice.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

no niggers allowed, rackets it is.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

I can beat both of them to death with my bare hands, so diddles, because I could extort him.

Wtf does rekieta have to offer?

 

[dick brain]

I don't remember what p diddy looks like but I could murder rekieta pretty easily so it probably wouldn't be too difficult to get him to fuck off.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Diddy is rich, I'd beg him for a grant to open a black owned business with my fake black girlfriend, or some other race based grift.

I’m sure he’d love to help if you’re willing to “put in that work.”

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I’m sure he’d love to help if you’re willing to “put in that work.”

I think it's too late now, he's gonna be putting in work behind bars now

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Rekieta, I'd have coke and booze all day and yeah he might do some gay shit like lick my ear but at least I'd retain my brown cherry and without being murdered.

 

[Drip Torch]

Who has the best drugs is my choice

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

Rekieta for sure. He'd definitely have some decent booze, would almost certainly have some half-decent drugs, wouldn't want to drug me and fuck me in the ass, and I could knock his dumb ass into next week if need be.