Would you rather...

[ShahOfIran1979]

Would you rather receive a handjob from Freddy Krueger or a blowjob from Pennywise? Neither would attempt to harm you. Explain your reasoning.

 

[Poison]

I can only pick one?

 

[dick brain]

Handjobs are universally trash and Pennywise can turn into Sophia Lillis.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

Can Pennywise twist my dick into a balloon animal with that mouf?

 

[YWNBAM]

Hands off slasher and monster flics, homos

 

[Le b0wski]

blowjob from Pennywise

In the Paul Bunyan statue form?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A handjob is less intimate, I'd take that.

 

[peachlover669]

the clown would basically have to have his mouth gaped open the entire time and just lick it which wouldnt be stimulating enough so while freddy isnt the hottest slag this side of the equator im gonna have to go with him since he atleast has leather on his gloves and aslong as hes careful can give a quality handjob

the real question is would you rather a blowjob from the alien or from the predator?