Would You Rather?

Postal Dude

Postal Dude

I’m an equal-opportunity lunatic.
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Exactly as the title says, someone posts a "Would You Rather" statement and the user below replies, then posts another "Would You Rather."
I'll start with an obvious exceptional one:

Would you rather make love to ADF or Chris-chan?
 
Chris-chan

Would you rather die slowly of cancer or have sex with your father?
 
Sex with my dad.

Would you rather have three fingers of your choice slowly and painfully chewed off by squirrels, or lose one hand all at once with only slight pain?
 
MongyPleb said:
Sex with my dad.

Would you rather have three fingers of your choice slowly and painfully chewed off by squirrels, or lose one hand all at once with only slight pain?
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You'd HAVE to go for the squirrels. Losing an entire hand would fuck your entire life up. Keeping your index finger and thumb would still allow you to carry on and a few prosthetic fingers would probably look way more realistic than a lifeless dangling hand.
 
MrLooks said:
You'd HAVE to go for the squirrels. Losing an entire hand would fuck your entire life up. Keeping your index finger and thumb would still allow you to carry on and a few prosthetic fingers would probably look way more realistic than a lifeless dangling hand.
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My thoughts exactly. Long term advantages outweigh short term.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Nothin Personnel Kid
Would you rather shit on a Holocaust memorial or vandalize GameStop stands?
 
Vandalize GameStop stands.

Would rather get mauled by a lion or get mauled by a wolf?
 
Mauled by wolves.:jace:
Would you rather have World War III or have KiwiFarms go down forever?
 
Yemen?

Would you rather give up tea for the rest of your life, or give up coffee..? >:)
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ntwadumela
Give up coffee. I'm a tea person.

Would you rather be an SJW or a Nazi?
 
Not know how to wipe my own ass

Eat your own shit or drink some lolcow's piss?
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Ntwadumela
Eat my shit, at least then I won't catch any lolcow germs
Would you rather stop 911, or save Harambe?
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Ntwadumela
Lose my eyesight.

Would you rather go swimming in the harbor of a major city naked or go skydiving naked?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ntwadumela
Skydiving naked

Would you kill a elderly person or a toddler?
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Ntwadumela
10 years in russians prison is nothing compared to 10 seconds in Chris's house
Would you rather remove Sonic or Pokemon from Chris's life?
 
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