Would You Rather?

Smell Chris's panty oder, least I'd only lose my ability to smell and not the ability to hear.
Would you rather bring back Hitler or a T-Rex?
 
Would you rather spend a day reincarnated as a weeb's dakimakura, or as Chris' bra?
 
Pina Colada said:
Would you rather spend a day reincarnated as a weeb's dakimakura, or as Chris' bra?
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Dakimakura.


Would you rather have a spiny cactus up the ass or a hunter's blade to the balls?
 
I prefer the hunter blade, I don't have balls.
Would you rather give a cunniligus to Chris's unclit or to the Slatons?
 
skaytec said:
I prefer the hunter blade, I don't have balls.
Would you rather give a cunniligus to Chris's unclit or to the Slatons?
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The Slatons. At least they are/slightly resemble the right gender and the unclit probably has more disease in it.

Work at a glory hole for two hours or eat a turd?
 
A-tistic said:
The Slatons. At least they are/slightly resemble the right gender and the unclit probably has more disease in it.

Work at a glory hole for two hours or eat a turd?
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Work at a glory hole. (It can't be worse than my real job! *seinfeld theme plays*)

Buy drugs from Billy Mays or Vince Offer?
 
Would you rather marry someone 40 pounds overweight, or 20 years older than you?
 
I'll answer both of these since they didn't get answered.
Mr. Fister said:
Buy drugs from Billy Mays or Vince Offer?
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Vince Offer. Buying drugs from a ghost sounds dodgy.
Wraith said:
Would you rather marry someone 40 pounds overweight, or 20 years older than you?
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40 pounds overweight. I'm not really bothered by chubby people.
Now-
Would you rather... go dumpster diving with Tommy Tooter or rebuke the Von Wolf demon with John S Bulla (sexually)?
 
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Even though I have no idea who those are, I'd choose dumpster diving, since you never know what you may find.

Carve a pinhole in a plastic appliances and attempt to finger it sexually in public with vasoline or swallow the puke of several Japanese girls who want your dick, but only after you eat said puke?
 
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I'd rather carve a pinhole in plastic appliances and attempt to finger it sexually in public with vasoline.

Would you rather shove shards of glass down your dickhole or do anal with three scorpions?
 
Sign me up for the scorpions.

Would you rather have the best sex you've ever had but never be able to have sex for the rest of your life OR would you rather have mediocre sex once every 6 years?
 
Would you rather give Amberlynn a sponge bath or watch 1ooo hours of unedited DSP gaming footage?
 
1000 hours of unedited DSP cawn-tent.

Would you rather lick Casey Courtright or Nick Bate?
 
No clue who either are, and it would depend on where I lick them. But just because, Nick Bate.
Would you rather be trapped in a room slowly filling with water with no escape, or a room slowly filling with fire with no escape?
 
Room with water.

Would you rather swim in a pool of gasoline or a pool of liquid shit?
 
Army Burger said:
Room with water.

Would you rather swim in a pool of gasoline or a pool of liquid shit?
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Gasoline, at least I'd get high AF before drowning.

Would you rather give CWC a good solid blowjob with rimming and ballgames until completion in your mouth or spend 24 hours as ADFs entirely submissive sex slave.
 
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I'd give CWC a blowjob. He's much saner, cleaner and decent compared to ADF.

Ok... would you rather get in a relationship Holocaust mastermind and SS chief Heinrich Himmler, or with his soviet counterpart, NKVD marshal Lavrentji Berja?
 
Heinrich Himmler said:
I'd give CWC a blowjob. He's much saner, cleaner and decent compared to ADF.

Ok... would you rather get in a relationship Holocaust mastermind and SS chief Heinrich Himmler, or with his soviet counterpart, NKVD marshal Lavrentji Berja?
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Beria.

Would you rather get your nipples pierced by a crab or get bit in the ass by a hippo?
 
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