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Spend a night in a prison cell with Nick bate or get a blowjob from Boogie 1488?
 
Blowjob.

Would you rather suck :philthy: ‘s toes or eat ;) ‘s ass
 
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Suck toes, I already don't like eating ass.

Would you rather be labelled as a Nazi for the rest of your life with no way of being able to expunge the non-fact at all, or be jailed up in a cell by yourself for the rest of your life with no visiting from family or friends for a crime you didn't commit?
 
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Nails. More bad ass. “I HAD A BOWL OF NAILS FOR BREAKFAST”

Which scientist would you rather take a bath with and bathe in the waters of his glory? Isaac Asimov or Sir Isaac Newton?
 
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Pvt. Shitpost said:
I'd probably go with Sir Issac Newton so he can be my calculus tutor while we are at it.
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you're fucking playing the game wrong.
where's your "would you rather?"

Would you rather fuck your girlfriend trapped in your mom's body or your mom trapped in your girlfriend's body?
 
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Would you rather fuck a very masculine transman, or get fucked by a very feminine transwoman?
 
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Desire Lines said:
Both
Would you rather fuck a very masculine transman, or get fucked by a very feminine transwoman?
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Oh, definitely feminine trans woman.

Would you rather castrate yourself or be castrated by someone biting your junk off?
 
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Hortator said:
Which would you rather use as a chair, a porcupine or a camel with really pointy humps?
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Pointy humps.

Would you rather die horrifically, or start fresh with nothing on an island completely alone for the rest of your days in which there is no escape.
 
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LofaSofa said:
Pointy humps.

Would you rather die horrifically, or start fresh with nothing on an island completely alone for the rest of your days in which there is no escape.
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Die Horrifically

Would you rather live as a youtuber making a terrible income or as a binman making great money?
 
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Youtuber. I'd finally be a fully-fledged citizen of Kekistan.

Would you rather be deaf, or hear every song sung in Billy Corgan's voice forever?

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@Dr W for reference:

 
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I don't know who Billy Corgan is, but I think I'd rather be able to hear, if barely, rather than never hear again.

Would you rather be forced to become a tumblr brand transgender, or get shot in the knees and be crippled for life?
 
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Shot in the knees and crippled, it'd be less painful.

Would you rather send KoP your dick outline or watch DSP stream your favourite game for 24 hrs?
 
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Dsp streaming Bayonetta 2 would be a better fate than a self dox

Would you rather look like your current avatar or dip toothpaste flavored oreas in orange juice and eat them once a day
 
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Okkervils said:
you're fucking playing the game wrong.
where's your "would you rather?"

Would you rather fuck your girlfriend trapped in your mom's body or your mom trapped in your girlfriend's body?
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:( I would rather do my gf in my moms body

would you rather eat an entire tub of toothpaste every day for 5 years or eat a tub of petroleum jelly every day for 5 years.
 
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Petroleum jelly. It's got a nice smooth finish to it.

Would you rather lock your keys in your car while it's running, or would you rather lock yourself out of the house while the oven is on.

One of these two things just happened to me.
 
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