Would you rather?

[Red Hood]

Petroleum jelly. It's got a nice smooth finish to it.

Would you rather lock your keys in your car while it's running, or would you rather lock yourself out of the house while the oven is on.

One of these two things just happened to me.

I've jimmied a window on my house before, so I'll go with locked out of the house.

 

[Lysol]

I'd rather be locked out of the house, breaking a window on a house seems less shitty than breaking a window on a car to me for whatever reason.

Would you rather die by burning or by drowning?

 

[Teri-Teri]

Drowned

Would you rather lose both arms or lose both legs?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Both arms due to the strange compulsion I have to cut off my hands.

Would you rather have w thread here or be targeted by tumblr/altrught/any other dumb politik group?

 

[panko]

That’s a really hard one. I’d say targeted first but that might mean I’d never be employable again and lots of groups are way too extreme with swatting and stalking.

But also having a thread here is very googlable so I’d probably be unemployable then too.

I guess KF it is. I’d just pull a Hannah Knipsel / Hannah Hartmann / Jonathan Adrian Wolf / "Johanna Adrianna" Wolf / Johanna Von Luck and change my identity/gender until I stopped showing up on bg checks.

>> Would you rather be forced to spend the rest of your life physically conjoined to CWC and no option for suicide or shapeshift into a random Lolcow six days a month without notice?