Would you resurrect Hitler if you could?

[Lorgar]

In a heartbeat

 

[Subtlety]

Can't resurrect what isn't dead, OP.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

I know this has probably been said before but I would legitimately love to have a genuine heart to heart conversation with Hitler. Not to change his mind necessarily but to understand what drives a man to commit such atrocities. I mean sure, I could read his book but anyone could do that, but to have a conversation with the man himself, to really speak with him and try to relate to his process and grief. I think that would be exquisite.

Spoiler

"It vas zose fucking Jews."

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I know this has probably been said before but I would legitimately love to have a genuine heart to heart conversation with Hitler. Not to change his mind necessarily but to understand what drives a man to commit such atrocities. I mean sure, I could read his book but anyone could do that, but to have a conversation with the man himself, to really speak with him and try to relate to his process and grief. I think that would be exquisite.

If you look up the Hitler-Mannerheim conversation secretly recorded from their train carriage conversation in Finland you will get an idea of what that sounds like. That is Hitler in his normal conversational voice.

Today people think of the Nazis and fascists as half crazed maniacal villains but they were a lot more toned down for their messaging in civil society. Saying things like love one another, take care of the community, healthy living and so on.

It’s horrifying that Nazi ideology was able to place all of its problems on what they deemed as the foreign agent poisoning the “healthy body” of German society. I wonder how Nazism would even function without the figure of the Jew to obfuscate class antagonisms and societal tensions.

Edit: imagine Joe Rogan talking to Hitler on his podcast. It’d be like that movie look who’s back.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

There's a great German movie about this called "He's Back!" where Hitler is revived in modern Germany. Everyone mistakes him as a method actor and doesn't take him seriously. Worth watching.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

No. Even if you agreed with his politics, why would you want him back? He was completely ineffectual. Look how many Jews managed to survive concentration camps. His final solution was a complete failure. Wanna be Nazis should look for a better Hitler replacement, not waste time on the loser who couldn't deliver on his promises.

 

[Internet Explorer]

There's a great German movie about this called "He's Back!" where Hitler is revived in modern Germany. Everyone mistakes him as a method actor and doesn't take him seriously. Worth watching.

That movie was absolutely fucking hilarious. It's also pretty accurate that he would side with the altruistic Green Party, because he saw every other modern political party as being run by opportunity driven capitalists, and that's something which never would have fit in with Hitler's original plans to sustain Germany. Also, the part in that movie where he meets the far-right NDP party, and thinks they're literal fucking cringe. Any /pol/tards lurking should probably take note.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Saving Hitler's brain may be OK, but putting said brain in the body of a great white shark may be going too far.

(Futurama)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I would if only to get valuable information from him such as hidden Nazi gold and shit.

First I'd find a friend fluent in German and learn some myself. I'd exploit the hell out of Hitler, getting exclusive information and interviews before finally handing him over to authorities. I'd keep bio samples too, in case they become valuable somehow.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I tried to exhume his remains from that Argentine cemetary but Simon Wiesenthal kept popping out of the bushes and interfering.

 

[Herrinnert_U_zich_Jezus?]

I would if only to get valuable information from him such as hidden Nazi gold and shit.

First I'd find a friend fluent in German and learn some myself. I'd exploit the hell out of Hitler, getting exclusive information and interviews before finally handing him over to authorities. I'd keep bio samples too, in case they become valuable somehow.

Uber mensch insemination station? Build a new reigh that way.

 

[eDove]

Hell, I'd resurrect any historical figure just for information's sake. Imagine how fascinating it'd be to talk with someone born hundreds or even thousands of years ago?

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Absolutely, go out drinking. I bet this nigger has the best stories. "One time I invited this kike over for dinner, little did he know he was the one being put in the oven!"

 

[stares at error messages]

You are a fed looking Nazi sympathizers to turn for the rulers. Fed! Fed! Fed!

The only people who would answer this honestly are either historians or autistic Neo-nazis. You are fed.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

>implying senior hitler isnt alive
Kek

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Yes, I would resurrect him and all other world leaders and force them to fight in mixed martial arts for my amusement and for my own profit.