Would you survive as a nigger?

I probably would have subsidized housing and not have to pay for college, so I think I'd do just fine.
 
Probably since I live in a rural northern area. Despite the misconception of urbanites, white trash hillbillies are, for the most part, tolerant people. In a city absolutely not, they would sense clearly I'm not one of them, beat me, and steal my shoes.
 
No way in hell. The amount of money I'd waste on shitty shoes, shitty music, and fried chicken alone would doom me.
 
I'd just yell YEEEEEEAH! HELL YEEEEEEAH! and then start rapping in iambic pentameter just with the shit that is always going through my head anyway.

And then I'd replace Eminem as king of the wiggers.
 
Am I born as a nigger or do I wake up one day and become one with my existing personality and intelligence.

In the former case, I end up in jail for some reason. In the latter-well my family would be shocked and horrified, (and I’d consider myself cursed) but sure probably.

I’d shamelessly use accusations of racism to get my way, because why not?
 
Are we talking like regular black person or stereotypical wannabe gangsta that does all the bad things that negative stereotypes of African Americans supposedly do?
 
Even in the most optimal conditions suffering from negroism carries a 50% minimum chance of getting shot in the streets because the other pack of roving gang members got beef with you, so fuck no.
 
Ok I admit it, I do fucking hate niggers
 
I would have been "groomed" to be a professional athlete and had even more fun, money and drugs in my 20's.
 
Literally nothing would change. The reason niggers are hated is because of how they act, not how they look.
 
I'd like not turning lobster-coloured after five minutes out in sunlight. My area is a bit ̶r̶a̶c̶i̶s̶t̶ based, but I'd live.
 
Elaborate on the conditions. In America or Africa? Do I keep my abilities or do I have to do a full nigger build?
 
Yes, because I'd realize just how many people would use me as a scapegoat no matter what I did, so I'd sequester myself from society entirely and join a monastery.

Do the same if I was a woman. I couldn't cope with all the blame for ruining the planet and I'd join a convent to hopefully be blameless.
 
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